(单词翻译:单击)
Noah Schoch wants to know:
诺亚·修贺想知道:
"Where should I look for a unicorn?"
“我应该去哪里找独角兽?”
A uni-in your dreams.
在你的梦里 。
Up your butt 'cause they don't exist.
在你的屁股上,因为独角兽并不存在 。
Unicorns don't exist. You can always get a party hat and put it on a horse.
不存在独角兽 。你可以把派对帽放在马头上 。
I think in your imagination you could dream up some pretty fancy ones.
我认为你可以在自己的想象中虚构出非常绚丽的独角兽 。
Every now and then, you can look on Craigslist and you can find a few.
每隔一段时间,你可以登陆克雷格列表网,然后你会在上面找到一些独角兽 。
Fantasy land, somewhere. (laughing) Dreamland.
幻想世界 。(笑)梦境 。
You probably should go to the Enchanted Forest, maybe Disneyland.
你可能应该去魔法森林,或是迪士尼 。
Oh, good. This one I can answer. In the clouds. I believe that unicorns exist, but they are in the clouds.
哦,好 。这个问题我可以回答 。在云中 。我认为独角兽是存在的,不过它们藏在云里 。
Over the rainbow, next to the leprechauns, of course.
当然在彩虹之上,小精灵旁边 。
Follow the end of the rainbow, you find the leprechaun, and at the leprechaun, you ask him, "Where's the unicorn?"
在彩虹的末端,你会发现小精灵,你可以问小精灵:“独角兽在哪里?”
You will first have to go over to Ireland, my dear lad. Ireland is where the last of the unicorns are seen.
小伙子,首先你要去爱尔兰 。爱尔兰是独角兽最后一次被看到的地方 。
Ireland has all this stuff. They've got leprechauns; they probably have unicorns too. They have Conor McGregor.
爱尔兰有这些 。他们有小精灵,他们可能也有独角兽 。他们有康纳·麦格雷戈 。
Gamefood asks:
Gamefood问道:
"How do I get myself to 'go outside' more?"
“怎么能让自己多出去走走?”
Drink more water.
多喝水 。
And, you know, stand outside and you'll go. Is that what you wanted?
你知道,站在外面,你就会外出了 。那是你想要的吗?
Think about how tan you'll be if you go outside.
想想去外面你会晒得多黑 。
Buy a dog and take it on a walk.
买只狗,带它去散步 。
You gotta get your butt up off of that sofa and just walk out the door.
你要让屁股离开沙发,走出家门 。
You need to motivate yourself. I don't know how, but you need to do it.
你需要激励自己 。我也不知道要怎么做,不过你要激励自己 。
Open up your mind, open up the doors to your house, get yourself outside and see what's going on in the world out there.
敞开心扉,打开家门,让自己到外面去,看看外面的世界正在发生什么 。
No, I'm just kidding. Shut the computer off. Go get involved with a sport.
不要那样做,我只是开个玩笑 。关上电脑 。让自己参与运动 。
Go outside, play some basketball.
去外面,打篮球 。
Turn off your electronics and ask someone to take it away from you.
关掉你的电子设备,让其他人把那些电子设备拿开 。
I can see you like games and food. Go to a pizza place, 'cause technically that is outside, and then bring your laptop in there and use the WIFI and then game-so therefore you are eating and you're outside and you're gaming.
我能想到你喜欢游戏和美食 。那就去批萨店,因为从技术上来说,批萨店在外面,而且你还可以带上笔记本电脑,连接WIFI玩游戏,这样一来你既吃到了美食,又外出了,而且还可以玩游戏 。
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