Lianna (flawless) asks:
丽阿娜（完美）问题：
What does it take to drive like characters in Furious 7?
“怎样能像《速度与激情7》里的角色那样开车？”
I'm sorry, dearie, but what you need is a good computer graphics guide because they don't really drive like that. It's all green screen.
抱歉，亲爱的，你需要的是计算机图形指南，因为实际上他们并不是那样开车的-u-Ai^lW,3%Zu。那都是绿幕做出来的j,LkA]#~8tU57EQ,。
Don't because that's very dangerous.
不要那样做，因为那非常危险LwjeOr2(-%UC。
You are soooooo crazy. You're gonna, like, pop your head off doing that!
你真是太……疯狂了6Ki_2wcNsB!Cp=gM。你要是那样做你的脑袋会开花的！
Unless you wanna be like, a professional NASCAR driver, don't do it.
除非你想成为职业纳斯卡赛车手，不然不要那样做HE,xYWaOaCZ&%JXmnA。
Take notes and observe how they drive, and then do what they do.
记笔记，观察他们如何开车，然后照着去做Fn1@^yMEpwH。
You need a fast car and you need Vin Diesel ridin' shotgun.
你需要一辆速度很快的车，还需要范·迪塞尔的保架护航JVsm_jYVdaAw。
You need to drive fast, but don't hurt yourself.
你要开的很快，但小心不要伤到自己3xwl9;Ww8VN|TQt0。
Put your foot on the pedal the whole time, don't let go, and learn how to drift.
脚要一直放在油门上，不要松开，学习漂移yUICbPR~B|rbRG。
Floor it and really yank the wheel around turns. Make sure-if there's not any skid marks —if you're not laying rubber, you're doing it wrong.
把油门踩到最大，不停地转方向盘Ss[OIz=^T=a!AJ。确保……如果没有出现刹车痕，没有出现轮胎留下的痕迹，那你就做错了+Lgdx|~Ne;9A@B。
Blubberboy says:
Blubberboy问道：
"How can I stay in tune with the current internet speak?"
“我怎么能了解网络流行语？”
I don't know! I'm not a teenager or anything like that!
我不知道！我还不是青少年！
Oh, you're asking the wrong one, Blubberboy. I don't understand how any of it works.
哦，Blubberboy，你问错人了dwR~nfq.OVHFtI9。什么方法我都不知道BWilWcyPf!f|LCF。
Forget about trying to stay in tune with the current internet speak because it's really not necessary.
不要想了解网络流行语，并没有那个必要#wO3T9ms_Y%de)bdMlm4。
Look up on Google.
在谷歌上搜索3pV@IxqXM[sm7。
Ask Siri.
问SiriO;!zVzwqYwNj#yar,;N。
Go on the internet a lot.
经常上网BdslG0Rt#)]j。
Say LOL or BRB or GTG or :D or something like that.
你可以说“哈哈”、“我马上回答”、“我得走了”、“呵呵笑”等简称4]=%d=H8U[jb]QRKtW(+。
If you're following a lot of people, you go on social media, you'll see everything that's going on.
如果你关注了很多人，那你可以在社交网络上看看现在流行的网络用语*5++A%@l5wMQBb|。
Look at the comment sections on all the Fine Brother's videos.
去看Fine Brothers视频下面的评论zK7Va0Ew]cnlCcR。
Urban Dictionary, and then just hang out with 13-year-olds.
去查《城市词典》，然后你就可以和13岁的人出去玩了CW+f1rvGLK1yVF|。
Go on Urban Dictionary, and you can sign up for like, a word a day, like SAT style, but with Urban Dictionary words. But they're generally internet speak words.
用《城市词典》，你可以一天学一个词，比如SAT style之类的，不过那只是《城市词典》里的词TgP+42SX%wXlm。并不是网络用语V8y)=_Vbdcj。

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