趣味建议React 第222期:怎么杀死伏地魔
日期:2020-03-26 16:45

(单词翻译:单击)

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Natasha Hobby:
娜塔莎·霍比问道:
"How would you kill Voldemort?"
“怎么杀死伏地魔?”
Who is Voldemort?
伏地魔是谁?
Oh, geez. You know, I read this so long ago. Not alone. You get a group of friends and do it as a team.
哦,天哪A@4=Oxae;UAJzK。我在很久以前读过这个ofp!~ee^#YCGe。不要单独行动;OzZRut6FI4f.NOJ=+Yk。找一群朋友,团体行动Fy)qiN#Z@!WxhB6M^
I would burn him, and then burn him again, and then burn the ashes.
我会烧了他,再烧他一次,把他烧成灰烬8tems!]_X%R
If I was gonna go all Deadpool on him, dual katanas, decapitation.
我会用死侍对付他,用两把武士刀将他斩首FcwuCP;lu~48dlIi*ut-
Shoot him. Stab him. Poke him with a spear.
开枪打他Ih7q9,4+Q2y@x@l4~H。用刀刺他GLFT&5_UylOc#&。用矛戳他0-hd**emQM5]
I would kill him with bullets, probably a sniper rifle. That'd be interesting.
我会用子弹打死他,也许是狙击步枪%z4q1I1*M_H2ecd;。那会很有趣的v8_Nl~Bz3828.Q]yUizi
Take a gun and kill him. It's the easiest way. It's what should have happened, honestly.
用枪杀了他m^b%&q|.o-vv。这是最简单的方法,QNz7QH8XGYP=y(vR9R。老实说,本应如此kBqKyq(sWjfU[@a
Drop a nuke on him...but a very small one. So it'll only kill him, no one else.
向他投一枚核弹,不过最好是很小的一枚zS5df##aiRG[Zdt.PUK4。确保只会杀了他,不会误伤别人ywWSLxJuIG
Put my hand like this, right, and then chop him the throat. It always works, trust me.
把手这样放,然后砍向他的喉咙gL;wu~GNy3Deg*e&IY。这种方法百试不爽,相信我Icml%(Ttih[3yB1%^~r
Stake through the heart? Um, invite him to dinner and poison him?
用木桩穿过他的心脏?嗯,请他吃饭然后毒死他?
Put some poison in his tea. They drink lots of tea in England.
在他的茶里放些毒药eu+sL~Gxoko*xK。他们英国人经常喝茶iz!LR.BUx+U
I'd use a spell and clone yourself times a thousand, and then make all your clones go after him.
我会用咒语将自已克隆一千次,然后让所有的克隆人去追杀他ZBJeP+8,E(F_
You have to find all the Horcruxes, and find Harry Potter, and then you have to be a wizard as well. Then you'd have to destroy them, so then you could actually kill Voldemort himself.
你必须找到所有的魂器,还要找到哈利·波特,之后你必须成为巫师~g1d!0vh];)。你必须摧毁他们,这样你才能真正地杀死伏地魔zJoskG8V7mq.tpEh%xu
Avada Kedavra, if that's the right way to say it.
念咒语:阿瓦达索命,如果这是正确的说法OvYwE0Nv8CmG2L(m

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