趣味建议React 第72期:看到圣诞老人和奶奶接吻应该怎么办
日期:2017-04-27 17:17

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SuperFly wants to know...
SuperFly想知道
"What should I do if I walk in on my grandma kissing Santa Claus?"
“如果我走进房间看到我奶奶正在和圣诞老人接吻,我应该怎么办?
(guffawing) I'm crying. There's nothing I can do for you there. I mean, I think your childhood has just been ruined.
(大笑)我都笑出眼泪了n[7j22aOVtA7(^zw。我没什么建议给你pIsi(pY_bQZqn&&A^C。我的意思是,我认为你的童年被毁了Y#O!d^s@M0mme
If it's not your grandpa, you might want to tell somebody about that!
如果那不是你的爷爷,你可能要把这件事告诉其他人!
Tap on your grandma's shoulder and say, "Hello."
拍拍你奶奶的肩膀跟她说,“你好”_VoQHzG[J=3j
Send Santa back up the chimney. No cookies and milk for him.
把圣诞老人送回烟囱Sw%t[U9&Z3O!BO%32a4。不要给他拿饼干和牛奶y^AQT;ZeT.)Ncb0i@]0
Burn your eyes, and you'll never see that ever again.
灼伤你的眼睛,这样你就不会再看见那种场面了Z]cSPT+-i8Q12Gt
You walk in, you see that, you turn around, and go back to sleep.
你走进房间,看到了那种画面,那你只要转身,回去睡觉就好T%r3WbM6yMkZn#^+
(whispering) Turn around and quietly sneak out. When Santa's kissing a woman, just let him do it!
(小声说)转过身,然后安静地离开ld7o-j&Gyg。圣诞老人亲吻你奶奶时,就让他那么做吧!
Get out of this universe. That is something you can't tell anyone about, or someone can't find out.
离开这个宇宙IFicXFDZs&。那是你不能告诉其他人的事情,也是其他人不能发现的事情,MK3Ycg|8*KTj5=r
That's something you gotta keep to yourself, man. What happens with Grandma and Santa Claus stays with Grandma and Santa Claus.
那是你要保密的事情Kvd_IqVJ8ytby。奶奶和圣诞老人之间的事情就留给他们自己吧%V)~Jc~t6RH9;I,TKB5
There's a really low chance of your grandma kissing Santa Claus. But if that happens, just run out of the room. Go to therapy.
你奶奶和圣诞老人接吻,这件事的发生机率非常低nOb+h#0&veo。但如果发生了,那你要马上跑出房间2iA^ga=_C+y0N。去治疗VF6gW&Ju;P|Gc_m
If it's on the cheek, just let it go. It's totally fine. You'll have the best presents probably.
如果是亲吻脸颊,那就不要管了*)XjKnN|a_k*[Xz[vgZ1。那没什么问题umJei-1M~2#GA。你可能会得到最好的礼物5EKX5j^n5q.M
Get over it. And while Grandma and Santa are making out in the corner, you should grab those cookies and have a nice evening for yourself.
克服V=q3MT3TD*]f&t]。奶奶和圣诞老人在角落里亲热时,你应该拿点儿饼干,自己享受一个美好的夜晚jATTI3!4YEl
Quietly back away, allow the moment to finish, and then come back to see if there's any cookies or milk left.
安静地退出去,让他们完成他们做的事情,然后再走回来看看有没有饼干或牛奶剩下e&Ep]ql7xITx97xTtN
It's a good thing and I encourage it. And I probably would say, "Way to go, Grandma."
这是件好事,我很支持AGR)X3_kSNhM4+。我可能会说,“奶奶,加油”&JVs^PNTtL#
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谢谢大家收看React频道的建议栏目#XOpFMtmEEru+^uQFq3
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不要错过,订阅吧MGxx5#5TDe*Rekce
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想得到我们的建议?在下面提出问题吧Aq+,=*D)M0(1
Bye!
再见!
Goodbye! I'm gonna go check on Grandma right now.
再见!我现在要去看看我奶奶在干什么5;2V^q!uT6!s8cA^D&-4

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重点单词
  • reactvt. 作出反应 vi. 起反应,起作用,反攻
  • universen. 宇宙,万物,世界
  • channeln. 通道,频道,(消息)渠道,海峡,方法 vt. 引导
  • therapyn. 疗法,治疗
  • commentn. 注释,评论; 闲话 v. 注释,评论
  • chimneyn. 烟囱
  • shouldern. 肩膀,肩部 v. 扛,肩负,承担,(用肩)推挤
  • encouragevt. 鼓励,促进,支持
  • checkn. 检查,支票,账单,制止,阻止物,检验标准,方格图案