(单词翻译:单击)
SuperFly wants to know...
SuperFly想知道:
"What should I do if I walk in on my grandma kissing Santa Claus?"
“如果我走进房间看到我奶奶正在和圣诞老人接吻,我应该怎么办?”
(guffawing) I'm crying. There's nothing I can do for you there. I mean, I think your childhood has just been ruined.
(大笑)我都笑出眼泪了 。我没什么建议给你 。我的意思是,我认为你的童年被毁了 。
If it's not your grandpa, you might want to tell somebody about that!
如果那不是你的爷爷,你可能要把这件事告诉其他人!
Tap on your grandma's shoulder and say, "Hello."
拍拍你奶奶的肩膀跟她说,“你好” 。
Send Santa back up the chimney. No cookies and milk for him.
把圣诞老人送回烟囱 。不要给他拿饼干和牛奶 。
Burn your eyes, and you'll never see that ever again.
灼伤你的眼睛,这样你就不会再看见那种场面了 。
You walk in, you see that, you turn around, and go back to sleep.
你走进房间,看到了那种画面,那你只要转身,回去睡觉就好 。
(whispering) Turn around and quietly sneak out. When Santa's kissing a woman, just let him do it!
(小声说)转过身,然后安静地离开 。圣诞老人亲吻你奶奶时,就让他那么做吧!
Get out of this universe. That is something you can't tell anyone about, or someone can't find out.
离开这个宇宙 。那是你不能告诉其他人的事情,也是其他人不能发现的事情 。
That's something you gotta keep to yourself, man. What happens with Grandma and Santa Claus stays with Grandma and Santa Claus.
那是你要保密的事情 。奶奶和圣诞老人之间的事情就留给他们自己吧 。
There's a really low chance of your grandma kissing Santa Claus. But if that happens, just run out of the room. Go to therapy.
你奶奶和圣诞老人接吻,这件事的发生机率非常低 。但如果发生了,那你要马上跑出房间 。去治疗 。
If it's on the cheek, just let it go. It's totally fine. You'll have the best presents probably.
如果是亲吻脸颊,那就不要管了 。那没什么问题 。你可能会得到最好的礼物 。
Get over it. And while Grandma and Santa are making out in the corner, you should grab those cookies and have a nice evening for yourself.
克服 。奶奶和圣诞老人在角落里亲热时,你应该拿点儿饼干,自己享受一个美好的夜晚 。
Quietly back away, allow the moment to finish, and then come back to see if there's any cookies or milk left.
安静地退出去,让他们完成他们做的事情,然后再走回来看看有没有饼干或牛奶剩下 。
It's a good thing and I encourage it. And I probably would say, "Way to go, Grandma."
这是件好事,我很支持 。我可能会说,“奶奶,加油” 。
Thanks for watching Advice on the React channel.
谢谢大家收看React频道的建议栏目 。
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不要错过,订阅吧 。
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想得到我们的建议?在下面提出问题吧 。
Bye!
再见!
Goodbye! I'm gonna go check on Grandma right now.
再见!我现在要去看看我奶奶在干什么 。
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