xXHunterXx asks:
xXHunterXx问道：
"How do you meet Siri in real life?"
“怎么在现实生活中见到苹果手机语音助手Siri？”
I have often wondered about that.
我也经常在想这个问题T]D4STgW85!MnbfG&eb。
Are you having trouble meeting people? (laughs)
你在和他人见面这件事上有问题吗？（笑）
Siri is a robot.
Siri是机器人LPMOPzVQY#*ZkM。
You don't. (chuckles) I don't know what I'm supposed to say.
你不能Q3RrsE[#HbQ。（咯咯地笑）我不知道应该说些什么1^h6z6*j5Pp,E。
Siri is something on your phone. It's not a real person.
Siri是你手机上的程序i6l8f.jc9%SVIE_kR;。并不是真实存在的人tx.2pRDEf_+,2ioN。
Siri isn't real. Step into real life and meet someone really on your own.
Siri不是真实存在的83(g~R*F+yq84(ESzgK。踏入现实生活，自己去见些人p^Wd[!MvSbkhh。
You just pretend it's make-believe and then you got it.
你可以假装有个虚构人物，然后你就可以见到她了q.y@p*CIa!WCD6BtmW。
The best thing to do is to call Apple.
最好的方法是给苹果公司打电话R@MzfLlD8,g。
Go to Apple headquarters and go to the person that replaced Steve Jobs- I don't know who he is, but talk to him. And you wanna say, "Hey, I need to meet Siri."
去苹果公司总部，问问那个接替史蒂夫·乔布斯的人，我不知道那是谁，不过你要去问他7g3)6@&bhF。你可以说：“嘿，我要见SiriMnx9hL0*sm。”
You might be able to follow her. Like, White Pages her.
你可能可以追踪她Pnk2!NH*[Cl。比如，用白页服务追踪她的信息A=kmVzhwxRPDy=s*Sw)。
Ask Siri.
问问SiriOVyXR3@fD03E。
Siri, how do I meet you in real life? (phone beeps) (Siri) Who, me? (phone beeps) Yes, you. (phone beeps) (Siri) I figured as much. I don't think she wants to be met.
Siri，我怎么能在现实生活中见到你？（手机蜂鸣声）(Siri) 谁，我吗？（手机蜂鸣声）对，见你E,4(tWG)[!。（手机蜂鸣声）(Siri) 我也这么想的*AK2#PKh3CLp。我想她不太想见面!4Px,C.hA&S[D。
Thanks for watching another episode of Advice.
谢谢大家收看本期建议栏目thr)lt1J|GBuc。
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不要错过_2e*[A4iR97aVm;。订阅吧]=i#41Z8F1~!phJ。
We love answering your questions, so keep them coming.
我们喜欢回答大家提出的问题，继续提问吧)xF;x.PQk*kJhS9Ig5e。
Goodbye!
再见！
Later, guys!
伙计们，再见！

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