Jon Z asks:
Jon Z问道：
"What is the meaning of life?"
“人生的意义是什么？”
Oh man. (sniffs) Hmm.
哦，天哪YP!EB[b=T5~Y,]t。（吸气）嗯KEh^D8(7sOTdu。
That's a hard one.
这是个很难回答的问题rgcN+Y.z_LEL。
It might just be pizza. Like, if you look deep into a slice of pizza, it's all there.
就像批萨一样u&HswOVlK[_no*。如果你仔细观察一块批萨，你会发现里面应有尽有R5b8Noeoe)j[.a,.~db0。
The meaning of life is the Pop Tart Cat farting rainbows through space. That is something that will bring a smile to your face every time.
人生的意义就像彩虹猫穿越太空uZ(&K2bSa3R~dn@T。无论何时那都会让你脸上浮现笑容G]haQ7bQgs#3t。
Basically, survival. You just have to survive.
基本上来说，就是生存(cS0ZRP#bzEp!E4。你必须要活下去jy[F;|hl*^lO;5G^~j。
Happiness! That's a major key to success.
幸福！这是成功的关键G8#,tN@(qWg。
To have fun and succeed.
享乐，成功7~B2bT_D8y6m。
Be wealthy, be successful in whatever you do.
无论你做什么，让自己获得成功，成为富人=Cd@R@%4ie(SXtZ,。
Just to do what you love to do and for the rest of your life.
一生都要做你热爱的事情N2-F+VW&XFP+wxeRSsx。
The meaning of life is whatever you want your life to be.
人生的意义在于你想要什么样的生活PMJ#7O,14(F]dwaE-。
Whatever you want it to be, Jon Z. Whatever you want it to be.
Jon Z，人生的意义在于你想要什么样的生活4jn[rhD(_tgUa!in%Y。你想要过怎样的生活9,Rq]4NHS@Ir;*=PZ7+T。
Whatever you want it to mean. I know that sounds really stupid, but the meaning of life, to me, is gonna be totally different than the meaning of life to you.
要看你希望人生有什么意义zJ~p#PWXGkFVXWuMNeB。我知道这听起来非常蠢，不过我人生的意义和你人生的意义肯定完全不同BlJn!q=~bC.Qg5j)TY。
The meaning of life is complete and total connection with other human beings.
人生的意义与其他人息息相关%j^xsW,4Xa4_402WKs.。
What makes you and other people around you feel good about themselves.
人生的意义就是让你和你周围的人都能自我感觉良好8g56FP+PMwueCCkQ。
Doing something beyond ourselves and looking for the greater purpose and looking to do something to make all of humanity better, as opposed to just thinking about ourselves.
做超越自我的事情，追求更伟大的目标，去做能使所有人类更上一层楼的事情，而不是只想自己%6@8B-;Ia;M~3)0。
Whirlwhind666-ooh.
Whirlwhind666——哦sSh~.F9e5KUPOKn。
"How do I stop having so much McDonald's?"
“我怎么能让自己不再吃那么多麦当劳？”
I actually couldn't tell you that 'cause I literally eat McDonald's every day. So if you can find out, tell me please.
我不能回答你的问题，因为我自己几乎每天都吃麦当劳qq~Hs&[Xj6O。如果你能找到方法，请一定要告诉我dcbc84w!GD1_0eeo.0L。
Find it in yourself to be like, "Man, I gotta stop this and go try Taco Bell or Del Taco."
对自己说：“我不能再吃麦当劳了，去试试塔可钟或德尔塔可=_Z]C37OQ3)!1pE+pZ。”
In-N-Out, I mean, In-N-Out is better than McDonald's.
去吃进出汉堡吧，进出汉堡比麦当劳好吃+oY%JA#6C@G-。
Hit Jack in the Box, hit Burger King, and say, "Enough McDonald's!"
你可以去玩偶匣快餐店和汉堡王，“我吃够麦当劳了！”
Think about what they put in their food. That's it.
想一下他们的食物里都放了什么#Zh9t80@+s8OX9。就这样7s83MtDeAs&。
It's gross food. Just don't eat there.
那是垃圾食品faR[VuKl5F*Uo5。不要在那里吃了TzvKnD[fWlOh]。
Stay away from the McDonald's place.
远离有麦当劳的地方FB-I4WeYN(QXly。
Don't go into those Golden Arches. Don't let it whisk you in.
不要走进那些金色拱门#A2Tn;3bE6-*u]U+]。不要被诱惑O3PBdRc#[#。
My answer to you is maybe you just, I don't know, try a salad?
我的回答是，也许你可以尝试一下沙拉？
Go on the Whole30 diet, and if you can do that for 30 days, you can do anything.
进行30天节食计划，如果你能坚持30天，你就能做任何事-jgx[l%qt8f。
Just go to the gym more and hopefully you won't eat it as much.
增加去健身房的时间，希望你能不再吃那么多麦当劳x|WA==s!v5。
If you are interested in saving money, you'll realize that eating out at McDonald's is costing you more than if you were eating on your own.
如果你计划存钱，你就会意识到去吃麦当劳的花费多于你自己做饭吃的费用LgYt0VX@gV|s&MWzU。
Every time you pass a McDonald's, punch yourself in the face really, really hard, and then what you'll do is you'll associated McDonald's with pain.
每次路过麦当劳时，就狠狠地打自己的脸，这样麦当劳就会和疼痛联系到一起O3I&Zg2vqDDGn。
Thanks for watching another episode of Advice.
谢谢大家收看本期建议节目L3BBrAhs7RKEleZKJ。
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不要错过@y,WG)R@yW1YOs^M。订阅吧！
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想得到我们的建议？在下面提出你的问题p5K|)%#qbBRL]d@4。
Bye, guys.
大家再见*!m=|LaP)!aQI。
Bye! Thanks for all the questions.
再见！谢谢大家提出的问题&v33twG3X|UBeZ。

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