(单词翻译:单击)
3Eris asks...
3Eris问道:
"How can I run as fast as The Flash does?"
“我怎么能和闪电侠跑得一样快?”
Who's The Flash?
闪电侠是谁?
I don't know, but if you find out, give me a heads-up.
我不知道,不过如果你找到了方法,告诉我一声 。
How fast does The Flash run? I'm not sure I know how fast that is.
闪电侠能跑多快?我想我并不知道他跑得多快 。
That's not a real show. Like, that's not real. So I'm sorry to break it to you. You're never gonna get that fast.
那不是实况节目 。那不是真的 。很抱歉我打破了你的美梦 。你永远不能跑那么快 。
Try and fall in radioactive waste.
尝试掉进放射性废物中 。
Ingest a lot of sugary sweets.
摄取大量的糖份 。
Record yourself three hours running around like a circle, and then speed it up in Final Cut.
记录下自己跑圈三个小时的时间,然后在最后一圈加速 。
Have you ever watched Phineas and Ferb? 'Cause there's this one episode where they make these super-cool boots, and you run really fast like a cheetah.
你有没有看过《飞哥与小佛》?里面有一集他们做了非常酷的靴子,穿上那个靴子能跑得像猎豹一样快 。
Maybe The Flash has some special sneakers. Maybe it's like some secret, double-secret special power that you're gonna have to figure out how to get for yourself.
也许闪电侠有特殊的运动鞋 。也许那是个秘密,那是一种秘密的特殊能力,你一定要自己弄清楚怎么能跑得那么快 。
No technology can do that. But, um, training, lots of training. Run a mile, like... every day.
没有技术能做到 。不过你可以进行大量的训练 。比如每天跑一英里 。
I don't think anybody can, not even The Arrow. (chuckles) You know, that's where I see it. This is a special gift to, um, to Barry.
我认为没人做得到,就连绿箭侠也做不到 。(低声轻笑)我看到的就是这样 。这是巴里获得的特殊才能 。
Which one are you talking about? Barry Allen? Bart Allen? Which one? You could probably run as fast as Kid Flash. Just keep running on a treadmill over and over and pick up the speed.
你在说谁?巴里·艾伦?巴特·艾伦?你说的是谁?你也许可以跑得和闪电小子一样快 。只要坚持在跑步机上跑步,然后一直提速就可以了 。
The bottom line is nobody can. Running second fastest isn't bad, so work towards that.
关键是没人能做到 。做跑得第二快的人也不错,你可以向这个目标努力 。
Don't ask that question. No one can run as fast as The Flash does. If anybody has a chance, it's Usain Bolt. But he can't even run a millionth as fast as he can.
不要问这个问题 。没人能跑得和闪电侠一样快 。如果有人有机会做到,那可能是尤塞恩·伯尔特 。不过他最快的速度还不及闪电侠的百万分之一 。
Fussins wants to know...
Fussins想知道:
"How do you sleep in the same room as someone who snores a lot?"
“怎么和打鼾声音很大的人睡在一个房间里?”
I don't know. You'd have to ask my family. They all move to the other room.
我不知道 。你要去问我的家人 。他们都搬去其他房间睡了 。
You can get guards and stuff to make you stop snoring.
你可以用保护装置之类的东西去制止打鼾 。
Wait 'em up, smack 'em a couple times, and then tell them to shut up, and then you're good.
等他们醒来,打他们几下,然后让他们闭嘴,这样你就可以好好睡觉了 。
Confront who it is and tell them, "Hey, you snore too much."
当面告诉他们:“嘿,你打鼾的声音太大了 。”
Try to fall asleep before the other person.
试着比其他人先入睡 。
When my wife falls asleep first, she's okay with it. But if I fall asleep first, she will never able to sleep at all. So I always let her go to sleep first.
我妻子先睡着时,她就没什么问题 。但是如果我先睡着,那她就睡不着了 。所以我一直让她先睡觉 。
I would say a good solid pair of earplugs, and you'll be sleeping like a baby.
我建议你戴结实的耳塞睡觉,这样你会睡得像个婴儿一样 。
Try wearing those giant earmuffs that you use to a shooting range. Put them over, and you don't have to worry about it.
戴射击场用的那种大型的护耳罩试试 。戴上它们,你就不用担心了 。
Listen to calming music, one. Wear earplugs or wear earmuffs.
听平静的音乐 。戴耳塞或耳罩 。
Put some headphones on. Play some music. And when you do that, you won't even hear them. You'll be lost in your thoughts while sleeping. Then you'll have such a good dream. Trust me. I do it all the time.
戴耳机 。放音乐 。这样你就不听到其他人打鼾了 。你会沉浸在自己的想法中,然后入睡 。你会做个好梦的 。相信我 。我一直是这样做的 。
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