Magdakeba Stefan says:
马格达克巴·斯特凡问道：
"How can I be a hipster?"
“我怎么能成为潮人？”
Oh god, why do you wanna be a hipster?
哦天哪，你为什么想成为潮人？
I'm pre-historic... I'm not sure what a hipster is.
我是“史前人类”，我不清楚什么是潮人P7rhX7,_,l。
Wear different clothes.
穿不同的衣服q^;1(^P_28r)。
Go to Urban Outfitters. Find every little buttoned shirt, find every little pair of jeans you can find, add it in your cart, check out, boom.
去Urban Outfitters商店Rp@c&C_|]-。找到所有你能找到的纽扣衬衫和牛仔裤，把它们加入购物车，然后结账，搞定j8U1yko&]7&2Nn%。
Fedoras, drink tea, glasses. There you go. And just complain about all the mainstream stuff.
戴软呢帽，喝热茶，再搭配一副眼镜7%Flr0uFW(@ef。这样就可以了3vdgS9k7dvg。还要吐槽所有主流的东西7bq_v;ORLj|。
Get nerd glasses. (chuckles) Get a beanie. Wear a beanie.
戴书呆子眼镜|iHjOj;|]Kh。（吃吃的笑）找一顶无檐小便帽来戴上ykR-YHNjL=Kl&#ADe。
All you have to do is drink some espresso and start wearing cool glasses. And a moustache if you can get one.
你要做的就是喝浓咖啡，开始戴那种酷酷的眼镜4Pvh7*JKe=|2。如果可以的话，蓄起小胡子Q#iIo!fQ+R@J;I[FVq。
Have a very laid back almost semi-stoned attitude, like you're just cooler than everybody else.
呈现出接近于半晕的懒散状态，就好像你比其他人都要酷一样qS]3;9PurYJ1o。
Oh, please, don't be a hipster. Be yourself.
哦，拜托，不要做潮人1NFU.I.x1!aU@M_kAC。做你自己kQD|-iVQ.-4I。
Be yourself because yourself is gonna be hipster enough.
做你自己，因为这样就可以算得上是潮人了UW!T;5HxY^^0!。
You can't be a hipster if you think you're a hipster. You're only a hipster if you don't know that you're hipster.
如果你认为自己是潮人，那你就成为不了潮人]OwC!BST;*ds|Ak=。只有在你不知道自己是潮人的情况下，你才是真正的潮人=_Ui^gDjdvQ%=。
Don't try to be a hipster and you will be a hipster. I think that's how it works.
不要试图成为潮人，你才能成为潮人&]!y%Wv_38^T[!@H。我认为事情就是这样的O|8wy~9(mA(T==mIDn。

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