(单词翻译:单击)
PizzaIsLife - me too, me too.
批萨是生命——我也是,我也是 。
"How do I control my addiction for pizza?"
“我怎么能控制自己的披萨成瘾症?”
Change your username.
换掉用户名 。
Don't have pizza around. Hide the pizza.
不要让你的周围出现批萨 。把批萨藏起来 。
Feed it to the dog.
把批萨喂给狗狗吃 。
Chew gum if you ever want pizza. That usually helps with addictions and stuff.
想吃批萨的时候就嚼口香糖 。这是通常用来治疗上瘾症的方法 。
Try and eat it only once a day. Don't have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
尽量一天只吃一次批萨 。不要早午晚餐都吃 。
Try and go buy pizza-flavored things. Pizza-flavored pretzels and stuff. So just go with some of those, 'cause it's not actually pizza.
试着去买有批萨味道的食物 。比如批萨味的椒盐卷饼之类的 。吃这类食物,因为那些实际上并不是批萨 。
Space it out. Like, I can eat pizza on this day. And then eat something healthy on that day. And then eat pizza again.
间隔开来 。比如,我可以这一天吃批萨 。那一天吃健康的食物 。过几天再吃批萨 。
That's a really difficult question, 'cause I also have an addiction to pizza. You balance it. You say, "I can have pizza today if I eat vegetables tomorrow."
这是一个非常难的问题,因为我也有批萨成瘾症 。你要平衡一下 。可以这样:“如果我明天吃蔬菜的话,那我可以今天吃批萨 。”
Try other foods. That's it.
试试其他食物 。这样就行 。
Try some other foods that aren't pizza... like anything besides pizza.
尝试一下批萨以外的食物,除了批萨以外的任何食物都可以 。
By saying, "I don't like pizza." And start saying, "I love soup!"
你可以说“我不喜欢批萨” 。还要说“我喜欢汤!”
Start by putting a lot of anchovies on it, along with pineapple. And that'll probably help slow you down a little bit. If that doesn't work, use a lot of fresh jalapeno. You're gonna be running to the john the next day, and you won't be able to eat pizza.
在批萨上放大量的鳀鱼和菠萝 。这可能会使你减慢吃批萨的速度 。如果那不管用,那就在上面放大量的墨西哥辣椒 。你第二天可能会跑厕所,然后你就没法吃批萨了 。
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