Evan Deitrich asks:
伊凡·迪特里奇问道：
"How do I tame a skunk?"
“怎么驯服北美臭鼬？”
Woo! Skunk wrangler in the house!
哦！这里有驯养北美臭鼬的放牧人！
You can't tame a skunk!!!
你不能驯服北美臭鼬！！！
Don't tame a skunk. There's these cool things called dogs and cats.
不要去驯服北美臭鼬yp2xkT7IzRQuA)|c6#+。还有像狗狗和猫咪这样棒的宠物-D*BCG_D5iuKPhx_7fG。
Buy a toy skunk.
买一只北美臭鼬玩具mbmNd+LM=k-OD9b。
Get a cat that's black and white, and tell everyone it's a skunk?
养一只黑白相间的猫，告诉其他人那是北美臭鼬？
Pick up a dead roadkill one, go a taxidermist and like, get it stuffed.
捡一只被车撞死的动物，然后找动物标本剥制师给你制作一下eS)@y~l5!!yO1。
I would have the skunk de-skunked first.
我会先把北美臭鼬的臭味去掉U1m;K!s!omA;。
(hesitantly) Do tricks with it and give it treats?
（踌躇地）和它打闹，给它零食吃？
Give it snacks and have your presence around it, maybe wear a hazmat suit.
给它点心吃，让它感觉到周围有你的存在，可能要穿上防护衣mlFMa2%Rc2zsdBz3]fV。
You're gonna need a lot of tomato juice for the times you fail.
你失败的时候需要很多番茄酱|]-yyQWDwcs]ZU。
I hope you're sponsored by a tomato juice company or something 'cause this is not gonna go well. But once a skunk knows you're an okay person, you're a cool guy, good personality, won't hurt him, you can tame him after that.
我希望有番茄汁公司之类的赞助你，因为事情不会那么顺利tL.f#fkk*ApHCmm~c=。不过一旦北美臭鼬知道你是没有危险的人，你又酷个性又好，你不会伤害它，那你就能驯服它了V2jjAk^ZSrbUiw8b=。
Get a baby skunk and then raise it as your own.
找一只北美臭鼬幼崽来，从小开始养它S5O@81plzD7。
If the animal is a baby when you get a hold of him give him love like you'd give a cat or a dog. I think he'll be cool.
如果是北美臭鼬幼崽，你在养它时要像对待猫咪和狗狗那样给予它爱fb[&4^8F7_0)W。我认为它会很酷的%zXGa%F+t,|k_ihJT4。
If you do it and get on the news for it, I will be happy 'cause I- that's impossible.
如果你做到了而且上了新闻，那我会很开心的，因为那是不可能的事情],O)Sd|st%B[^Y,h。
Thanks for watching another episode of Advice.
谢谢大家观看本期建议栏目Td@(U.H~vyNY。
Subscribe! New shows every week.
订阅吧！每周都有一期新节目fUJww(GN5C。
Comment your questions down below.
请在下面提出问题ZoiESr+AC[Zxjf.pVi~。
Goodbye!
再见,BU~ADrWX6_8*+C%RK(。
Bye, (laughs) and be careful taming that skunk.
再见（笑），在驯服北美臭鼬时要小心哦k-@Q5WcVXo,h。

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