Glitter Unicorn. Yes! Preach!
闪光的独角兽问道，耶，宣传！
"What do I do if my boyfriend is too clingy?"
“我男朋友太黏人了，我应该怎么办？”
I think that's just love. Like, that's what boyfriends are supposed to do.
我认为那是因为他爱你,DR8owZ]@W=s~CRrZ=|。那就是男朋友应该做的事wDH_a7)Qn*。
Males don't mature as fast as ladies do. And they go right from their mama to a new girlfriend. And that's why they're sooo clingy.
男性不像女性成熟的那么快xO)0c8JFD.。他们离开妈妈后，就进入了女朋友的怀抱dy9P|1]jCKV72dW=HUY。所以他们才会这么黏人19P%3BeNieV.c0XG。
Tell him to back off.
让他离远点_hl2lZ)VF2Xje。
Get rid of him. No one wants a clingy boyfriend.
摆脱他Pk.5qK#G-13。没有人想要黏人的男朋友_Wooz3rd[n。
Find another boyfriend. (chuckles) You know? Have one, two, or three.
再找个男朋友0qxT6K%+o|sI!。（咯咯的笑）你知道，交一个、两个或三个男朋友+^r9zD-7TXX。
I think if your boyfriend really is too clingy, you should kind of cool it with him. That could lead to a lot of problems.
我认为如果你的男朋友真的非常黏人，你应该和他冷静地谈谈,-.O;_V6G%Tn6RkJzRy。这可能会引发很多问题pac%Qv9Q]8jvI@Y。
Have some alone time. Like, have him hang out with his friends and you hang out with your friends.
你要有些独处时间^2R[-CAr_.uQcKxH。可以让他和他的朋友们出去玩，而你和你的朋友们一起玩g!+o,2vl,p。
Whenever you want to not hang out with him, say like, "Hey, sorry, I'm having a girls' night with my bestie, and it's only girls. It's like our thing."
每次你不想和他一起出去时，你可以说：“嘿，抱歉，我晚上要和我的闺蜜过女孩之夜，就女孩们一起玩RugYNLwX7O~^hEnKV,。这是我们之间的事情#mylAN=|ZV[Y4~L;zaBR。”
You need to let him know where your space is.
你要让他了解你的私人空间_M!H=M_&@,|Qz7;Jn。
Talk to him about it, because in a relationship, you should be able to talk to each other.
和他谈谈，因为在爱情关系中，你们应该能互相沟通;&bgIf*Vx*hwy。
Maybe that's something you need to bring up with your boyfriend, talk about it, see if you guys want the same thing out of the relationship.
也许你要和你男朋友谈谈这件事，看看你们对这段关系的想法是否一样-fz)4Qz0U7m3*wKMNO[x。
You want a boyfriend you're like, "Yes, this is so cool. Like, I finally have one." And it's like... "Whoa, dude, get away from me. I don't need you in my life every single second of the day." Tell him to back off. You know, don't be too harsh about it. But, you know, boys are sensitive.
你想交男友，有男友之后你想：“这太酷了j8FzzT#Y5.5eLA=F。我终于有男朋友了sjddyL]C=4rUp(2g,tK。”然后情况变成：“哦，伙计，离我远点VVM.+CerrEvHvdIJVK;。我不想你每分每秒都参与到我的生活中pI^%RnGh0r&Kg。”让他离远点VT4=4At_WOM5R=j-H。但是不要太严厉，因为男孩们很敏感d]]V7vcoTarwTH2DEsu。
TenOutATen asks...
TenOutATen问道：
"Is moving next door to a fraternity or sorority house a good idea?"
“搬到大学兄弟会社团或姐妹会社团隔壁是个好主意吗？”
Oh, no. (chuckling) Not a good idea.
哦，不OiN0od[D]n5=k。（咯咯的笑）这不是个好主意|AJJ2u0PWV。
You do not move there. Stay away.
你不能搬去那里QIVTXqY+fd+9,b。离那里远点u*3nPa+I#^kof&bhx。
Probably not. Sororities and fraternities are usually pretty much party animals.
也许不是个好主意oFmkL-+aJ^。姐妹会成员和兄弟会成员都是热衷于狂欢派对的人7(C8H1GPvh_s[3@_|r5。
(emphatically) No. You should get your rest so you could go to college and be successful.
（断然）不是Mq.kntE38|G#j2gn。你应该休息，这样你才能上大学，然后成功Ih*l&(D9JGLpF#FJWe)。
Do you like not sleeping? 'Cause that's probably gonna happen pretty often.
你不喜欢睡觉吗？你搬过去可能经常无法睡觉wByZMNps9N,ek。
Unless you want to have a TV thrown in your window or a bunch of drunk people banging on your door late at night, I wouldn't recommend it.
除非你想有个电视从你的窗户扔进来，或者有一群喝醉的人在半夜敲你的门，否则我不建议你搬过去fqn0pC43@wAtN4L|R3。
If you like a lot of noise and a lot of rowdy behavior and a lot of drinking and urinating happening on your property, it's fine.
如果你喜欢吵闹、粗暴行为、喝酒或者是有人在你家周围小便，那你可以考虑j6yVM0Fd(|iYR#pO^SR!。
If you're okay with really loud music and drunk people next to you during the late hours, then yeah, I guess.
如果你能忍受隔壁在深夜还在放吵闹的音乐还有喝醉酒的人，那我想你可以搬过去v)A04X5byh)TYaK[k=。
Yes, I think it's a good idea. You'll be having fun all the time.
我认为那是个好主意E#LU4d0uEh|4bJIr^@。你会一直都过得很开心的rBj&A1|DE^,3|F&y@0.@。
Do you like conversations? Then you BET you should.
你喜欢对话吗？如果喜欢那你应该搬过去7uvdvUtBRN%OGG4L)。
I think so. I mean, I've been to my sister's sorority house, and it's been a lot of fun. I mean, you know, free food.
我想是好主意%&O]oyjjN~。我去过我姐姐的姐妹会社团，非常好玩pHe+sIEVGBYe.]c([0Rq。有免费的食物6=w&CnD]NtN。
Ian Gilmore says...
伊安·吉尔莫问道：
"How do I tie a bow tie?"
“怎么打蝴蝶领结？”
Go on YouTube, type in "How to tie a bow tie."
去优兔网，搜索“如何打蝴蝶领结？”
People, ask Google.
谷歌搜索一下X1@aYzd39KunJg。
Ask your girlfriend!
问你的女朋友！
Buy one of them that are already tied for you.
去买那种已经打好的蝴蝶领结oDN^,(ji+wlxGNt[)()^。
You do what I do and buy the fake ones that have the clip around, because I can't either.
你可以像我这样做，去买那种带夹子的蝴蝶领结，因为我也不会系]v~FY_PJ!55|Z]j。
You get a already-made bow tie that you clip on the back. And here you go. You're good to go.
你可以买那种已经打好的蝴蝶领结，可以夹在脖子上的那种Cc3M6IPLvNOIP2。这样就可以了|O%yC-lYTf7EuRG^。这是个好方法^cSGS]0tA+EL*f0[e。
Just like you tie your shoes. You know, I tie my shoes in a bow tie.
就像系鞋带那样_#BQ_o8Nxqa.。我的鞋带就是打成蝴蝶结的样子的gEX[UFOo)[gb。
You should go to an adult who has a lot of bow ties. They know how to tie a bow tie. It's pretty common sense.
你可以去问有很多蝴蝶领结的大人FTWvC3;LeKX*A4。他们知道如何打蝴蝶领结)hvR(Yytu7D;;Ds6U~o。这是常识s6[ghfciJ*^%。
Go to a tie shop, especially one that specializes in bow ties. It's a real art.
去领带店，去那种专门卖蝴蝶领结的店bmBCA!S71)riU。那是真正的艺术VB_yYzgqavT.^。
I solved that problem many, many years ago, whether it's a bow tie or regular tie. Look, I don't wear a tie.
我在很多年前解决了这个问题，无论是蝴蝶领结还是普通领带，都可以解决Kwawo!LNdvlQ7Q。你看，方法就是不系领带5M5t|v_|0Z。
I have absolutely no idea. And most men have no idea how to tie a bow tie. Actually, some of the wives might be better at it.
我完全不知道e52jqfHlP_gJrM9[Idkg。大部分男性都不知道如何打蝴蝶领结N-NnX^g*Qk。当然，有的妻子可能很擅长这个VCYI;Ao-|7I!yK。

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