地道美语
A: OK, class, settle down. I have the results of your individual personality tests. I am going to hand them out and if you’d like, you can read them out loud to the rest of the class.

B: I’ll read mine!

A: OK, go ahead.

B: It says here that I am adventurous, outgoing and easy-going. It says that I am a little superstitious and occasionally naive! That’s not true!

A: The test isn’t one-hundred percent accurate. Is that all it says?

B: No! It also says that I am open-minded with great ambition but that I can also be reckless and clumsy. This is stupid!

A: OK, anyone else want to read theirs?

C: I’ll go! It says that I am an extroverted, well-balanced person. It says I am generous, outspoken, and very diligent. This is so true! It also says that I am magnanimous, eloquent and daring! This is totally me!

A: Whatever, these tests are bologna!

词汇注释

settle down 安静下来

superstitious a.迷信的

naive a.天真的

reckless a.鲁莽的，不考虑后果的

clumsy adj. 笨拙的, 粗陋的

extroverted adj. 性格外向的

eloquent adj. 雄辩的, 有说服力的
参考译文
A: 同学们，请安静，我有你们个性测试结果。我会把成绩发给你们，如果你们愿意，你可以将它大声读出来读出来让其他的人听到。

B: 同学们，请安静，我有你们个性测试结果。我会把成绩发给你们，如果你们愿意，你可以将它大声读出来读出来让其他的人听到。

A: 好的，读吧。

B: 测试说我爱冒险，直率而且好相处。测试还说我有点迷信，偶尔天真。这不是真的。

A：测试并不百分百准，测试报告上就写这些？

B: 不，测试也说我有抱负且虚心，有时也会鲁莽，笨拙。这有点胡扯。

A: 好的，还有人想读下自己的报告吗？

C: 我读，测试说我性格外向，意识健全的。还说我很大方，坦率的，而且很勤奋。这是真的。还说我宽宏大量， 雄辩而且大胆。这说得真对。

A: 无论如何，这些测试只是胡说。