地道美语
A: Wow, that terrible movie is finally over. Next time I’m picking the film, because I don’t want to end up seeing a chick flick.

B: Well you should have picked, in the end you always complain about everything.

A: Not everything, just this film. Even the title is ridiculous; and it’s so long, those are the two and a half most wasted hours of my life, so much so that I’m thinking about asking them to give me my money back.

B: I’m thinking of taking you back home. I thought we could have a nice evening, but you’re always so negative.

A: I’m only complaining about a movie that I could have rented or bought and then thrown in the garbage.

B: You see, that’s what I’m talking about, I can’t stand your sarcastic jokes anymore

A: Next time, go with your gay friend who is more in touch with his feelings.

B: Well he’s more of a man than you are; at least he appreciates love stories.

A: Love? More like one-night-stands.

B: Don’t criticize Mario or else I’ll start on those fat, drunk friends of yours; they’re no saints.

A: My friends? Fat? What about those whales you call friends?

B: You’re unbearable; you can walk home, I’m leaving.

词汇注释

chick flick n.（俚语）肥皂剧（以女性为主要观众, 多以爱情为主题）

sarcastic adj. 讥讽的；嘲笑的；挖苦的

in touch with 和……联系紧密

one-night-stand 一夜的夫妻

criticize vt. 批评；挑剔；责难
His policies were severely criticized.
他的政策受到了严厉批评。

unbearable adj. 不能忍受的

【拓展词汇】
intolerable a.无法忍受的

chauvinist 本…第一主义者
例如：male chauvinist 大男子主义者

make fun of 取笑

brag v.自夸，吹嘘

discuss vt.讨论，谈论
参考译文
A: 那部糟糕的电影终于结束了，下次我选电影，因为我不想看一个肥皂剧。

B: 你本应该选电影的，结果你总是抱怨一切事情。

A:并不是一切事情。真是片名都很可笑，而且很长，浪费了我生命中的2个半小时，我真想让他们把钱还给我。

B: 我本想带你回家，我想我们可以过一个愉快的晚上，但是你总是泼冷水。

A: 我只是在抱怨一个我本可以租或买的电影，然后扔进垃圾箱里。

B:你要知道，那正是我谈论的，我再也忍受你那些挖苦的笑话。

A:下次，和你那多愁善感的男友一切看电影吧。

B:他比你更男人，至少他欣赏爱情电影。

A:爱情？更像是一夜情。

B:不要批评Mario或是别人。我也说说你那些肥胖的，嗜酒的朋友，他们并不是圣人。

A:我的朋友？肥胖？那你那些像鲸鱼一样的朋友呢？

B:你简直让人无法忍受，你可以走回家，我要走了。