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Are you shitting me right now? What?
你是不是讲笑呀？什么？　　
That's my favorite part.
那是我最爱的部份。　　
Oh, my God. We have something in common.
我们竟然有共通点。　　
Yes. Well, statistically that was bound to happen.
根据统计学，总会有的。　　
Uh-huh. I think you should just admit that you're a big softy.
承认你心软吧，尖酸。　　
That this whole cynical thing is just an act so that you can seem.
这整个愤世嫉俗的事情仅仅是一个法案,这样您就可以看起来。
wounded and mysterious and sexy.
受伤的和神秘的性感。
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What was that last one? What?
最后那句？什么？　　
Did you say sexy? What?
你说性感？有吗？　　
Do you think I'm sexy? No.
你觉得我性感？　　
It's okay if you do. You think I'm sexy? I don't.
不，觉也没所谓。　　
No. I think you think you're sexy.
我觉得你自以为性感。
That's the point I'm making.
不，有一点点吧？　　　　
You think I think I'm sexy? Yes.
我自以为？是。　　
Great song.
好歌。
I love this song.
我爱这歌。
妙语佳句
1.shit
n. 屎；粪
vi. 拉屎
vt. 欺骗；在…拉屎
int. 狗屁；呸
George: "Oh, That's from the guy who shit in my pants.
乔治说：“哦，从那个在我裤子里拉屎的家伙那儿。”
2.in common
共同的；共有的
But one thing all adults have in common is they made it through puberty.
但是所有成年人共有的一件事，就是他们都经历过青春期。
3.statistically
统计地；统计学上
That continued to be so when the other variables, from beauty to race to obesity, were controlled for statistically.
对其他的变量，从容貌到种族再到肥胖程度，经过统计对比分析后，结果依然如此。
4.mysterious
神秘的；不可思议的；难解的
But who is this mysterious saint and why do we celebrate this holiday?
可是这个神秘的圣徒是谁呢？ 而且，我们为什么庆祝这个节日？
考考你 (请翻译)
1.承认你心软吧。　
2.我觉得你自以为性感。　　　
上期参考答案
1.You cannot fake emotion like that.
2.I like to glance back at the poor bastard getting married.