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I mean, I practically raised her- Oh, please, don't print that.That would kill my father.　
别登出来，爸会很伤心。　　
Wait. What are those?
等等，那是什么？　　
Nothing.
没什么。　　
Are those,No!
是不是， 不。　　
Are they bridesmaid dresses? This is none of your business.
伴娘裙？不关你事。　　
Oh! Good God.
天，啊。　　
What? You kept them all? You have a whole closetful. Why?
你留住它们？全衣柜都是？　　
I have a lot of friends and I like to keep them.
很多朋友，不想浪费。　　
Right. Well, that makes complete sense.
没问题，这些裙反正很美呢。　　
because they're beautiful. Some are not that bad.
不太差。　　
"Not that bad"? I'd like to see one of them that's not that bad.
不太差？拿来看看。　　
Fine.
好。　　
Um, well,Not that one.
不是那条。　　
This one- This one is really.
但这条，这条真的。　　
What color is this? Vomit?
什么颜色？呕吐色？　　
No, it's like a- It's an "olivey" green. It's very in.
橄榄绿，很流行的，穿起来很正点。　　
I'm telling you, it looks great on.Uh, no. I'm telling you that this is an instrument of torture.
我告诉你，它看上去很棒，我告诉你,这是一个折磨的工具。　　
inflicted on you by a bride who wants you to look ugly.
令所有伴娘恶心到呕。　　
No. Jenna picked it because it looks good on everybody.
珍妮选它因大家都穿得好看。

妙语佳句
1.practically
实际地；几乎；事实上
The object of this society is to perfect its members practically and scientifically.
这个社团的目的是实际地、科学地及充分地指导其成员。
2.bridesmaid
女傧相
If you have the plan for it, you should choose designer Plus Size Bridesmaid Dresses though likely to designers can be slightly costly.
如果你有这方面的计划，你应该选择的设计师，虽然有可能加上规模伴娘礼服，设计师可以稍微昂贵。
3.sense
n. 感觉，官能；观念；道理；理智
vt. 感觉到；检测
It is like the sense of chill that follows immersion of the hand in a volatile liquid.
这很像把手浸入挥发性液体后的那种凉飕飕的感觉。
4.makes sense
有意义；讲得通；言之有理
If you have a lot of content or a lot of visitors, it makes sense to simplify your site and reduce your file sizes.
如果你的站点有很多的内容或大量访客，简化你的站点，减少你站点文件的大小是一件有意义的事情。
考考你 (请翻译)
1.很多朋友，不想浪费。　　
2.珍妮选它因大家都穿得好看。

上期参考答案
1.can I steal you away to tell you about George and me?
2.The maid of honor is a peculiar young woman.