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I meant, "Wow, it's actually decent."
哗，很精彩。
I have to admit, I was shocked.
我确实有点诧异，但。　　
And actually entertaining as hell.Well, thank you.You really nailed this girl.
过奖了，谢谢。你写中了她。　　
We're running it Sunday, front page of the section.
这个星期日头版吧。　　
Um, here is where you jump up and down with gratitude.
你理应感动流涕。　　
Oh- No, no, no, no. I just,I just don't think it's perfect yet. I really want to get this right.
不，还不够完美。　　
We should just hold it a week.Wait. You've been begging me for months.
我想写好点，延迟吧，求我这么久。　　
and now you want me to hold the story so you can move some commas around?
如今竟然想延迟？　　
I don't know. Now that I'm in it, she's more than just this perpetual bridesmaid.
我发现她除了是永恒伴娘外。　　
You know, I don't know. There's- There's a lot more to her than that.
还有很多别的东西。　　
If I didn't know you any better.
若不认识你，还以为你爱上她。　　
I would say that you'd developed a little crush.Very funny. Look, I know I can make it better.
我可以再写好点。　　
It's good the way it is. Will you just give me a week? Just a week.
已经够好，再多一星期？只一星期。　　
Fine. Get out.
好吧，滚。　　
Hi.Oh, hey. Thank you for coming on such short notice.
谢谢你赶来。　　
Oh, it's no problem. I'm happy to help.
没问题，乐意帮忙。　　
And I have more experience eating than Tess does, so you're in good hands.
我试口味很在行，放心。　　
Now, we've planned your wedding dinner to your exact specifications.
依足指示准备的婚宴餐。
妙语佳句
1.decent
正派的；得体的；相当好的
In order to support ourselves, we should learn to produce something to lead a decent career and earn a living. That is our work and it is realistic.
为了维持我们的生活，我们应该学习生产某些东西来领导一个体面的事业和谋生，那是我们的工作并且是现实的。
2.nailed
adj. 用钉钉牢的
v. 钉住（nail的过去式）
He nailed the doors and windows up with the planks.
他用木板条把门窗都钉死了。
3.gratitude
感谢的心情
To my teacher I dedicate this dictionary in token of affection and gratitude.
我谨以此词典献给我的老师，以表示对他的爱戴和感激之情。
4.more than
多于；超出；比……多
They captured more than ten thousand prisoners and large quantities of arms in that campaign.
他们在那次战役中俘获了一万多战俘和大量武器。
5.specifications
规格（specification的复数形式）；说明书
Replacement is guaranteed if the products are not up to the standard.; We undertake to replace the specifications.
产品不合规格， 保证退换。
考考你 (请翻译)
1.这个星期日头版吧。　
2.依足指示准备的婚宴餐。
上期参考答案
1.You're afraid you never will.
2.For someone who has no insight whatsoever into herself.