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Jeter hit a walk-off in the ninth: Did you see it?
《纽约报》看到谢特打的全垒吗？　　
Uh, no. I work Saturday nights, remember?
我有工作，记得吗？　　
Here. From the happy couple.Oh, that's right.　　
给你去吃椰子蛋糕兼跳舞拉龙。　　
You were eating coconut cake and doing the Electric Slide.
是啊。　　
So how'd it go? Oh, let's see.
好玩吗？　　
The bride wore a gown that sparkled like the groom's eyes.
闪耀夺目新娘礼服映出。　　
as he saw her approaching through a shower of rose petals.
新郎情深款款的眼神。　　
And you're not getting laid?
没有沟到女？　　
Commitments is the gold standard of wedding announcements.
《承诺》婚讯热爆全城。　
Every girl on the planet rips open that page, fiirst thing Sunday.
星期日女孩必读首选。　　
Brides kill to get in there.
新娘子恨不得被报导。　　
Do you have any idea what you can be doing?
知道你自己有多幸福吗？　　
You mean to women who are about to get married? Yeah.
准新娘们？　　
They won't call you. They won't bother you.
不会缠你。　　
They will pretend they never even met you. You can't beat that.
还假装不相识，夫复何求。　　
Well, it's not gonna matter much longer anyway.
反正没所谓。　　
You're looking at my ticket out of the taffeta ghetto. Keep on dreaming.
我己找到新目标。　　
Uh, go away. Yes. Okay.
继续发梦吧，死开，遵命。　　
What? I wasn't gonna come to work in my bridesmaid dress.
看什么？没换衫不准上班吗？
Two-day walk of shame outfiit. Elegant.
两天没换衫真不知羞，多谢。　　
What happened to you the other night?
你又如何？　　
You were barely there, and then you disappeared.
出现一会又立即消失。　
You meet someone? Come on. No.
遇上某君？　　
Oh. Ridiculous question.
算啦！问都多余。　　
Good morning, Gina. Hi.
早上好，晶丽请。　　
You haven't seen my Filofax anywhere, have you? No.
看到我的记事本吗？　　
No. Okay. I'll go look for it.
没有，不要紧，我去找。　
Did you get those catalog pages in for George? No.
拿了目录给乔治吗？他要今天早上看，我去拿。　　
Okay. No worries. I'll get them from production.
没有，别担心。　　
Attagirl. Show her who's boss.
离谱，你比她高级耶。　　
I'm not her boss. You're the boss's assistant.
不，你是老板助手。　　
Same diff. What's the good of your job if you can't abuse the power?
就是嘛，还不鸡毛当令箭？　　
Casey, go to Accounting.Now you're bossy.
回去会计部，杰西， 哦，现在你真是上司咯。　　
Where the hell did I put that thing?
记事本在哪里？　　
That is a great idea for the front page of the section.
头版专题的好材料。　　
Oh, come on, Doyle. How many times have I heard this from you?
我听过太多次了，杜尔。　　
I'm telling you, Maureen: It's a great idea: Really?
这次真的很好，是吗？　　
As great as your last great idea, an expose on price-fiixing at wedding bakeries?
像那篇揭发结婚饼开天杀价？　　
Yes! Yes! They're ripping people off. Flour costs pennies per ounce.
简直抢钱，每盎司收费。
妙语佳句
1.couple
n. 对；夫妇；数个
vi. 结合；成婚
vt. 结合；连接；连合
The young couple was betrothed with the approval of both families.
这对年轻的情侣在双方家庭的同意下订了婚。
2.gown
n. 长袍，长外衣；礼服；睡袍；法衣
vt. 使穿睡衣
She was dressing herself in her mother's old wedding gown.
她正穿着她母亲的结婚礼服。
3.keep on
继续；穿着…不脱
This finding is certainly not an excuse to keep on smoking but it does bode well for those who may not have those genes as well.
这个发现当然不是你继续吸烟的借口，但是它对于那些没有此类基因的烟民们而言是个好兆头。
4.section
n. 截面；部门；地区；章节
vi. 被切割成片；被分成部分
vt. 把…分段；将…切片；对…进行划分
They decided to draw and prove up a small section.
他们决定绘制和试印一小部分。
考考你 (请翻译)
1.星期日女孩必读首选。　
2.两天没换衫真不知羞。

上期参考答案
1.I'm just trying to point out the hypocrisy of the spectacle.
2.I don't know why I'm arguing this with a perfect stranger.