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Not in a creepy way though.
没威胁性那种。　
Right. You said your name was "Kevin."　　
你不是叫凯文吗？　　
As in "Kevin."
凯文？　　
Well, I use "Malcolm" for the byline so I don't get stalked by crazy brides.
马全是我笔名，为免麻烦，　　
So how did you meet George? You're an asshole.
你怎认识乔治？他自称凯文，我有点混乱。　　
Jane. What? I'm sorry. He said his name was "Kevin."
你真是坏人。　　
I'm just,I'm a little bit confused. Wait.You guys know each other? Well, we both work the wedding circuit, so.
等等，你们认识？同在婚礼界工作。　　
Can you just give us one second? I'm just gonna- over- for one second.
可否失陪一会，我们要谈谈。　　
talk to- talk about you.Antoine.You lied to me.
你骗我。　　
No. I told you I was a writer. I didn't tell you what I wrote.
我说是作家，没说写什么。　　
But- But you write the most beautiful things.
你写的东西很美。　　
Do you actually believe in love and marriage and pretend to be a cynic.
你是扮尖酸还是。　　
or are you a cynic who knows how to spin romantic crap for girls like me?
扮温馨来骗我这些无知女子？　　
I didn't follow that at all. But I think the second one, the spinning crap one.
听不明白，大概是后者吧。　　
Oh, my God. I feel like I found out my favorite love song was written about a sandwich.
天啊，像发现心爱的情歌原来是关于三文治。
妙语佳句
1.creepy
令人毛骨悚然的；爬行的
It make sense to make this a more temporary option for both battery life, and because of the creepy factor.
这意味着使它成为一个临时的选择对于电池寿命和令人毛骨悚然的因素。
2.asshole
n. 屁眼儿，肛门；令人讨厌的人
adj. 愚蠢的；窝囊的；可恶的
She must be getting it in with some asshole on the other side of campus.
她一定是和某一个混蛋躲在校园的某一个小角落里呢。
3.go over
复习，重温；仔细检查；转变；润色
You go over to the Coke machine, get your Coke and come back out.
你到对面的可乐机那儿买到你的可乐后再走回来。
4.pretend
vi. 假装，伪装，佯装
adj. 假装的
vt. 假装，伪装，模拟
If you pretend to know what you don't know, you'll only make a fool of yourself.
不懂装懂就会闹笑话。
考考你 (请翻译)
1.没威胁性那种。　　　
2.像发现心爱的情歌原来是关于三文治。
上期参考答案
1.Please don't leave me alone in this.
2.She's obsessed with your stories.