Very funny 得了吧，呵呵

[你说的或做的并不好笑]

A: The airline has lost your suitcases!

航空公司把你的行李丢啦！

B: Very funny, now tell me where they really are.

呵呵，告诉我到底在哪吧。

Oh, that's very funny. I know you're in there.

得了吧。我知道你在那呢。

Don’t give me that.

别给我瞎扯淡。

A: I’ll give your money back tomorrow! I promise!

我明天就还你钱！我保证！

B: Don’t give me that. I have to get my money back now!

别给我瞎扯淡。我现在就要！

Tell me another！

鬼才信呢！

You're actually going to be on time tonight? Oh, sure, tell me another!

你今晚会准时到？哦！当然！鬼才信！

Likely story！

听起来像真的一样！

Albert: Sorry I'm late. My car broke down half way here!

不好意思我迟到了。我的车半路坏掉了。

Sarah: Yeah, likely story! I bet you just slept in.

是吗，说的像真的一样。我打赌你是睡过头了。

That’ll be the day！

胡扯，哪有那样的事。

Paul? Apologize? That'll be the day!

Paul？道歉了？不可能的！