Later that afternoon
Grandma: Johnny, are you just sitting around again?
Johnny:I'm just taking a break between washing the windows and cleaning the toilet.
Grandma: I'd say all you've done is moved the dirt from the windows on to your face and hands. Disgraceful!
Johnny: I'm doing my best, Grandma...
Grandma: Your best isn't good enough. Back in my day, I'd clean a whole hospital with a toothbrush and spit, and it'd be twice as clean as this sty!
Johnny: Uh-oh, here we go...
Esther didn't do anything but sit around for her day off.
A: He put on a disgraceful performance!
B: I know! His singing was terrible!
My house is a real sty because I haven't cleaned it for a week.