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Leonard: Got a bit of traffic this morning, huh? Think it's gonna rain? Instead of underpants, I covered my crotch with potato salad this morning.Okay, I know what'll cheer you up. Let's play one of your driving games.
今早路上有点堵车，对吧？你觉得会不会下雨啊?今天早上我没穿内裤，是拿土豆沙拉挡住我裤裆的。哈，我知道怎么样让你打起精神了。我们来玩个开车时你最爱的小游戏吧。
Sheldon: All right.This game is called Traitors. I will name three historical figures,you put them in order of the heinousness of their betrayal. Benedict Arnold, Judas, Dr. Leonard Hofstadter.
好吧。游戏的名字叫“叛徒”。我说出三个历史人物，他们都是叛徒，你根据他们的情节恶劣程度排序。博士。
Leonard: You really think I belong with Benedict Arnold and Judas?
你真的觉得我可以和Benedict Arnold还有Judas相提并论?
Sheldon: You're right. Judas had the decency to hang himself after what he did.
对哦。Judas至少为自己的所作所为以死谢罪了。
Leonard: Come on, Sheldon. Can't you at least try to understand how much this means to me?
别这样，Sheldon。你能不能试着理解一下这对我来说有多重要?
Sheldon: Round two: Leonard Hofstadter, Darth Vader, Rupert Murdoch.
第二轮游戏开始：Leonard Hofstadter，Darth Vader和Rupert Murdoch。
Leonard: Rupert Murdoch?
Rupert Murdoch是谁?
Sheldon: He owns Fox, and they canceled Firefly. Hint: he and Darth Vader are tied for #2.
福克斯公司老总，他们竟然敢停播“萤火虫”。(注:科幻类美剧) 提示: 他和 Darth Vader并列第二。
Howard: I'm sorry I couldn't hang with you last night. I had a date with Bernadette.
昨晚没和你一起很不好意思啊。我和Bernadette约会去了。
Raj: I know. I saw the Tweet.
我知道。你在微博网上都写了。
Howard: So, what did you end up doing?
那你后来干嘛去了?
Raj: Not much. Nuked a burrito. Prayed to the Hindu god Urvashi that your bowels would loosen, and your penis would droop like willow tree.
没干嘛。吃了个无皮玉米卷。然后向印度教神Urvashi希祷告你会拉稀，阴茎软的跟柳条一样柔软。
Leonard: You seen Sheldon?
你们见到Sheldon了吗?
Raj: No. Is he still mad about the super collider?
没有。他还在因为超级对撞机的事生你的气啊?
Leonard: Yeah. He thinks I betrayed him. I mean, come on. What would you guys do if you were me?
对啊。他觉得我背叛了他。我说，各位。你们要是换作我的话会怎么办?
Howard: I'd take Sheldon to Switzerland.
我会带Sheldon去瑞士。
Leonard: Seriously?
真的假的?
Howard: Absolutely. And I'd leave him there.
当然是真的。然后我会把他丢在那里。
Raj: What the hell is that?
这究竟是什么鬼东西?
Leonard: Uh, let's see. Yup, 30 pieces of silverware.
嗯，研究一下。这个，30把刀叉。

讲解介绍

生活大爆炸：

这是一部以 "科学天才" 为背景的情景喜剧，这倒非常罕见。主人公Leonard和Sheldon是一对好朋友，他们的智商绝对高人一等，因为他们对量子物理学理论可以倒背如流，无论你问他们什么问题，都难不倒他们。但是说到日常生活，这两个不修边幅的男孩就彻底没了脾气－－生活中柴米油盐这些看似简单的事情，却让他们有迷失在太空里一样的感觉，他们所掌握的那些科学原理在这里根本没有用武之地。直到有一天……隔壁搬来一位美貌性感的女孩Penny，顿时吸引了两人的目光。Penny是个剧作家，平时还在饭店打工，她个性开朗，待人友善，最重要的是－－她最近刚刚变成单身。
一个美女和四个科学怪才的故事就这样在笑声中悄然开始上演...

a bit of: 一点

instead of: 代替

underpants: 内裤

cover: 覆盖

crotch: （人的）跨部

salad: 色拉

figure: 人物

Benedict Arnold(注:美国革命中叛将)，Judas(注:圣经中出卖耶稣) 和Leonard Hofstadter

nuke: 裸露的 burrito: 玉米煎饼

yup: （俚）是的 piece: 把、件 silverware: 镀银餐具

(注:犹大为了30个银币出卖耶稣 Sheldon暗示Leonard跟犹大一样是叛徒)