艾伦脱口秀

Just want you all finish it on your own.

只是想让你们自觉停下来

All right,so you know when you text somebody,autocorrect tries to correct the words for you.

好吧 当你们给别人发短信的时候 自动修改功能会试图帮你们改正单词

Sometimes it gets it right,Sometimes it gets it very very wrong.

有的时候能改对 有时候却错得离谱

Which is what we enjoy when you send us this,

很开心你们把这些寄给我们

This is Mallory Zepedar,from Oregon City Oregon.

这是Mallory Zepedar 来自俄勒冈市俄勒冈州

Uh,what did you try to send me,It won't come through,

你之前想发给我什么的 没传过来

It was a picture of my crotch with pillows.

是一张我的裤裆和枕头的合照

OMG,Couch,couch,not crotch.Autocorrect.Thanks autocorrect.

老天 睡椅 睡椅 不是裤裆 该死的自动修改 我谢谢你了 自动修改

Emily Asprey in Dry Creek West Virginia sent this,

来自西佛吉尼亚州干溪市的Emily Asprey

Did you like the first song I sent you.OMG,I love it.

你喜欢我传给你的第一首歌么 天哪 我太喜欢了

Yes,it's very pretty,I did her voice too.

很好听 我也很喜欢她的声音

Well,I'm heading to bed,make sure and send me any more wonderful dongs that pop out of you.Good night,ha ha ha.

我要上床睡觉咯 记得把你想到的好的小弟弟发给我 晚安 哈哈哈

Julie Greer in Chelsea Massachusetts,Mom needs help setting up her phone.

Julie Greer 来自麻省切尔西 老妈需要人帮忙设定一下手机

Don't actually need to call Verizon,she should just be able to plug her phone into her cooter and activate from there.

没必要打给电讯公司 她只需要把手机插在小妹妹上 然后激活一下就行了

OMG,Computer,not cooter.Ha ha,can't stop laughing.Cooooooter.

我的天 电脑 不是小妹妹 哈哈 真是笑死我了 小妹....妹

All right,thanks for sending those in.

好了 谢谢把这些发给我们

If you have an autocorrect you think I should see,send it to me.

如果你觉得有哪一个好玩的自动修改很有趣 记得要发给我

词汇解析

1、correct

准确无误的;正确的

The correct answers can be found at the bottom of page 8.

正确答案在第8页末尾。

The following information was correct at time of going to press.

下列信息在付印时准确无误。

(说法或想法)对的，正确的

You are absolutely correct. The leaves are from a bay tree.

你说得很对，这是月桂树的叶子。

If Casey is correct, the total cost of the cleanup would come to 110 billion dollars.

如果凯西是对的，清理的总花费将达1,100亿美元。

(行为)被人认可的，赞许的

You are perfectly correct in trying to steer your mother towards increased independence.

你试图让自己的母亲变得越来越独立，这样做很正确。

I think the president was correct to reject the offer.

我认为总统拒绝这一提议是正确的。

2、come through

安然渡过(危险或难关)

The city had faced racial crisis and come through it.

该市曾面临种族危机，不过已经安然渡过。

He's too old to come through a fall like that.

他年纪太大，经不起那么摔一跤。

显现;显露

I hope my love for the material came through, because it is a great script.

我希望自己表现出了对这个素材的喜爱，因为这个剧本很棒。

Their talk is often hard to fathom but their exuberance still comes through.

他们的谈话往往很难懂，但他们的兴奋之情还是显露了出来。

实现(承诺);成功地完成;成功提供

He puts his administration at risk if he doesn't come through on these promises for reform.

如果他不履行改革承诺，就会使他所领导的政府面临危险。

We found that we were totally helpless, and our women came through for us.

我们觉得自己万分无助，而这时我们的女同胞们向我们伸出了援助之手。

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