艾伦脱口秀

It's time for the segment we call "It's A Jungle In The Amazon"Sorry.Brings out the animal in me.

好了 现在是我们进入"亚马逊丛林" 版块的时间了 不好意思了啦 唤醒了本能和兽性

Alright, this is a segment we show you real products exist on Amazon.

下面这一部分呢 我们将为各位呈现亚马逊网出售的产品

Even though they probably should not.

其实有些他们根本不应该出售

This is a product called the "AutoExec Wheelmate Work Surface Tray".

其中一个叫做"自动方向盘工作板"

It's a desk that attaches to your steering wheel.

其实就是一张卡在方向盘上的小桌子

You know it's a great place to write to your loved ones.

想想用它给你亲爱的写信告诉他

You just caused a terrible accident.

你刚刚造成了一场严重的车祸

This is a book I found on amazon is called "Dancing With Cats".

下面是亚马逊上卖的一本书 叫做"与猫共舞"

And I think that you can't have enough caffe... the cat books.

我想你一定非常喜欢咖啡因……猫书

This is a woman right here and she's dancing with two cats.

看看这位女性 与俩猫共舞

She was born to do that, wasn't she?

她真有天赋啊 对吧

Here's a man dancing with a cat.Here's the thing.

这是一大叔与猫共舞 是这样的

Every time I tried to defend a cat owner.

每次我试图为猫主人辩护

They turn around and do somethings like this to me.

他们就会做这样的事来打我脸

How can I defend cats.Here's another way.

让我怎么替猫说话呢 来说说另一样东西

I had no idea this book existed.

我不知道这本书的存在

It's the "Ellen DeGeneres Coloring Book" By Jack Anthony.

这本书叫 "艾伦·德杰尼勒斯的填色薄" 作者是杰克·安东尼

I don't know you Jack Anthony.

杰克·安东尼 我不认识你

But I feel like we'll be speaking through lawyers soon.

但我觉得我们很快就会通过律师聊聊了

If you see a product online, you think I should see.

如果你在网上看到某个商品 觉得我应该看看

Please send it to me.We will be back after this.

请发给我 我们马上回来

词汇解析

1、bring out

生产（新产品）；（尤指）出版，推出（图书或CD）

A journalist all his life, he's now brought out a book.

他当了一辈子新闻记者，如今已出了一本书。

（某种通常不易显露的行为或情感）显现；激发

He is totally dedicated and brings out the best in his pupils.

他全身心地投入，最大限度地激发学生的潜能。

2、turn around

(使)调转方向;(使)转向

Bud turned the truck around, and started back for Dalton Pond.

巴德把卡车掉头，开始返回多尔顿池。

He had reached over to turn round a bottle of champagne so that the label didn't show.

他伸手把香槟转了一下，这样它的商标就不会露出来。

(使)复苏;(使)好转

Turning the company around won't be easy.

盘活那家公司绝非易事。

In his long career at BP, Horton turned around two entire divisions.

霍顿在英国石油公司漫长的职业生涯中曾经让两个部门整体上起死回生。

改变(问题、句子或想法的)表达方式

Now turn the question around and start looking not for what you did wrong in the past, but for what you can do to make things better in the future.

现在换个角度考虑问题，开始不要去想你过去做错了什么，而考虑一下怎样才能日后做得更好。

It's an example of how you can turn around the sentence and create a whole new meaning.

那个例子告诉你如何改变一个句子使其表达出完全不一样的意思。

3、defend

防御;保卫;保护

Every man who could fight was now committed to defend the ridge.

每个能够参加战斗的男子现在都决心要保卫这条山脊。

His courage in defending religious and civil rights inspired many outside the church.

他在捍卫宗教和公民权利时所表现出来的勇气鼓舞了许多教会之外的人。

替…辩护;为…辩解;维护

Matt defended all of Clarence's decisions, right or wrong.

克拉伦斯的决定，不管对错，马特都予以维护。

The author defends herself against charges of racism by noting that blacks are only one of her targets.

面对种族主义指控，作者替自己辩护说黑人只是她的抨击目标之一。

(律师)为(被告)辩护

a lawyer who defended political prisoners during the military regime.

在军人政权时期为政治犯辩护的律师

He has hired a lawyer to defend him against the allegations.

他已聘请了一位律师针对这些指控为自己辩护。

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