艾伦脱口秀

Beautiful picture of me.And it didn't say anything about my empire.

一张我的美照 但上面内容跟我的帝国没有半毛钱关系

It was just for a skin serum.It was an ad. For a skin serum,For a product I do not use.

就是个推广护肤精华液的 就是个精华液的广告 还是我从来没用过的产品

I don't endorse this product.I don't want to say the company's name.

我才不会给它打广告 我不会说那家公司的名字

I'm gonna call it "Garbage Water".Awh, if you see the same ad.

就叫它"垃圾水"好了 喔 如果你们也看到那个广告

I want to make it clear.I don't use "Garbage Water".I've never used "Garbage Water".No introduce "Garbage Water".

我得澄清一下 我从来没用过"垃圾水" 我也不会用它 也不会推广它

The ad. makes "Garbage Water" Looks really good.It says celebrities use it.

那广告十二分地美化了"垃圾水" 说什么好多明星都在用

It says it's been seen on Dr.Oz.None of it is real.I did some research.

还说上过"奥兹医生秀" 全都是吹的 我查了一下

Here are some people that have used the product.

用过这产品就这些人

318 people have filed complaints with the Better Business Bureau.

318位消费者向商业改善局投诉了这款产品

And here's an Amazon review.The woman said the serum was a scam,and the company charge her credit card 89.95.

来看看亚马逊的评论 这位女士说精华液完全是个骗局 那家公司还扣了她信用卡89.95美元

Yeah. So anyway,after all that happened.I was outraged afterall.Then I went back to Yahoo News.

嗯 总之 这一切发生之后 我很愤怒 然后我回到雅虎新闻的页面

And then I saw a terrible picture of Oprah,And then a beautiful picture of Oprah.

接着我看到张奥普拉的丑照 和一张她的美照

Turns out, she's using the serum.So I bought some, becasue I felt like...

结果是她正在用这款精华 于是我买了一些 因为我觉得

She looks great.I mean, y'all,She looks really good.

她很好看 你们说对不对 她看起来真得很漂亮

Let's celebrate my empire with this dance, shall we?

跳个舞来庆祝一下我的帝国 怎么样

词汇解析

1、endorse

（公开地）赞同，支持

I can endorse their opinion wholeheartedly.

我可以全力支持他们的意见。

policies agreed by the Labour Party and endorsed by the electorate.

得到工党赞同并受选民支持的政策

在（驾驶执照）上注明违章

For failing to report the accident, his licence was endorsed.

由于发生事故未能报告，他的驾驶执照被注明违章。

He also had his licence endorsed with eight penalty points.

他的驾驶执照也被扣了8分。

（在支票背面）签名，背书

The payee of the cheque must endorse the cheque.

领款人必须在支票上背书。

2、introduce

引进;首次引入;推行

The Government has introduced a number of other money-saving moves.

政府已经采取了其他一些省钱的举措。

I kept the birds indoors all winter and introduced them into an aviary the following June.

整个冬天我把鸟关在室内,然后在接下来的6月份把它们放入鸟类饲养场饲养。

介绍;引荐;使相互认识

Tim, may I introduce you to my uncle's secretary, Mary Waller?

蒂姆,我来介绍一下，这位是我叔叔的秘书玛丽·沃勒。

Someone introduced us and I sat next to him.

有人给我们作了介绍,我挨着他坐下了。

为(电视或广播节目)做开场白;主持

'Health Matters' is introduced by Dick Oliver on BBC World Service.

英国广播公司对外广播频道的“健康动态”节目由迪克·奥利弗主持。

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