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What the hell’s the friend zone?
到底什么是朋友界限？　　
See when a girl decides that you’re her friend.
当女孩子认定你是她的朋友。　　
you’re no longer a dating option.
你就不再是约会的选择对象了。　　
You become a complete non-sexual entity in her eyes.
你在她眼中就成为了完全无性别的个体。　
Iike her brother. Or a lamp.
像是她的哥哥，或者一盏灯。　　
I don’t want to be a lamp.
我不想做一盏灯。　　
Yeah. Well, then don’t be her friend, okay?
对，那么，就别做她的朋友，好吗？　　
Oh. Take that guy, for example.
哦，拿那个家伙作例子。　　
No, I mean the guy that wishes they were a couple.
不，我是说那个家伙倒是他们是一对。　　
You mean that couple? No no no.
你是说那一对？不不不。　　
What is your point? My point is.
你什么意思？我的意思。　　
call Sheila, Ray. Call her right now.
给席拉打电话，雷，现在就打。　　
Move your day date to tonight.
把约会挪到今晚。　　
Play the entire thing aloof and no matter what you do, kiss her at the end.
要若即若离，不管你怎么做，最后要吻她。　　
’Cause friends don’t kiss.All right. "Aloof."
因为朋友是不亲吻的，好的，若即若离。　　
Hi.
嗨。　　
Straight to voicemail. Ouch.
留言信箱,哎哟。　　
Hope you’re not too late. You may already be girlfriends.
希望你还不算迟，你可能已经是她的女朋友了。
Realy,how do I know? Look,it doesn't matter. OK,If you feel yourself going there, walk away.
如果你觉得你陷进去了，就要抽身。
妙语佳句
1.option
选项；选择权；买卖的特权.
Once you have some lists you can go back to your tasks by choosing the Tasks option.
一旦你有了这些列表，你就能通过选择任务选项返回到你的任务。
2.lamp
n. 灯；照射器
vt. 照亮
vi. 发亮
There was a depression in the carpet where the lamp had stood.
地毯上放过落地灯的地方有个凹痕。
3.for example
例如
" For example, "If you agree, we can talk to each other with respect in the future.
举个例子，“如果你同意，我们以后可以用这种尊重的方式去和对方谈话。
4.aloof
adj. 冷淡的；远离的；冷漠的
adv. 远离；避开地
An awkward, aloof figure, he has been out kissing babies and even allowing himself to be interviewed on television.
一直是尴尬的冷漠的形象的他已经开始外出亲吻婴儿，甚至允许电视采访。
5.Straight
adj. 直的；连续的；笔直的；正直的；整齐的
adv. 直接地；不断地；立即；坦率地
n. 直；直线
He brushed straight by without even looking at me.
他径直擦身而过，甚至不看我一眼。
考考你 (请翻译)
1.当女孩子认定你是她的朋友。　　　　
2.把约会挪到今晚。　
上期参考答案
1.Pants off in front of the computer by 10:01.
2.That’s like the express lane to the friend zone.