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Thank you, thank you, thank you !
感激不尽
Bad egg! A heart attack you almost gave me.
小坏蛋 我差点心肌梗塞
I'm sorry, darling. It's just I love you so much.
对不起 亲爱的 我就是太爱你了
Now I want you to meet your Uncle Manny and Aunt Ellie.
现在来见过你们的曼尼叔叔和艾莉阿姨
I'd like to present--
我向你们介绍
Eggbert, Chelly and Joko.
艾格伯特 切利和洲克
Sid! Whatever you are doing it's a bad idea.
希德 不管你在做什么 都不是个好主意
Shh! My kids'll hear you.
嘘 我孩子们会听见的
They are not your kids, Sid! Take them back.
他们不是你孩子 希德 把他们领回去
You are not meant to be a parent. Why not?
你当不了家长 为什么
First sign, stealing some one else's eggs.
第一 你偷了人家的蛋
Second sign, one of them almost became an omelet.
第二 其中一个差点成了摊蛋
Sid, someone's probably worried sick looking for them.
希德 说不定谁正急着找他们呢
No, they were underground, in ice.
不会 他们是在地下 冰里面
If it wasn't for me they would be the egg-icicles.
如果不是我 他们就冻成蛋蛋冰柱了
Sid, I know what you are going through.
希德 我明白你的感受
You're gonna have a family too someday.
但总有一天你也要成家的
You're gonna meet a nice girl, with low standards, no real options,
你会遇上个没要求 没对象 没嗅觉
Or sense of smell..
的好女孩的
What Manny means to say is ...
曼尼想说的是
Oh I get it! I'll take them back!
我知道啦 我送他们回去

重点解释

原文:You're gonna meet a nice girl, with low standards, no real options,or sense of smell..你会遇上个没要求，没对象，没嗅觉的好女孩的。
【option,alternative,choice,possibility同义词辨析】
option:指可选择的事物、选择、选择权、选择的自由
choice:同上
alternative:指可供选择的事物、其中一种选择
possibility:指某种情况下可选择的事物
例句:
As I see it,we have two options...据我看，我们有两种选择。
If I had the choice,I would stop working tomorrow.如果让我选择，我明天就停止工作。
You can be paid in cash weekly or by cheque monthly: those are the two alternatives.你的工资可以按周以现金支取，或按月以支票支取。二者可选其一。
The possibilities are endless.可想的办法是无穷的。

【用option,choice,还是alternative?】
choice较option稍非正式，而alternative更正式些。
表示选择权或选择的自由最常用choice，不过有时也可用option,但通常不用alternative。
possibility的用法与其他相似，不过其重点主要在于可选择的事物而非需要作出选择。
例如:
If I had the choice/option, I would...如果让我选择，我会...(此时不用alternative)
parental choice in education父母在教育方面的选择权 (此时不用option和alternative)

原文:You are not meant to be a parent. Why not?你当不了家长，为什么？
【mean的用法】
mean to do 打算做……
mean doing 意味着……
例句:
I mean to go, but my father would not allow me to.
我想去，但是我父亲不肯让我去。
To raise wage means increasing purchasing power.
赠加工资意味着增加购买力。

原文:I'd like to present--我向你们介绍。。。
【present的用法】
1.形容词 a.
1.出席的,在场的[F]
How many people were present at the meeting?
到会的有多少人?
2.现在的,当前的[B]
I'm not at all satisfied with the present situation.
我对目前的情况一点都不满意。
3.【语】现在时的[B]
4.留在记忆里的,不能忘记的[F][+in/to]

2.名词 n.
1.现在,目前[the S]
There is no time like the present.
机不可失,时不再来。
2.【语】现在时态[U][C]
3.【律】本文件

3.名词 n.
1.礼物,赠品[C]
He often gave his neighbor's kids little presents.
他常常送些小礼物给邻居的孩子。

4.及物动词 vt.
1.赠送,呈献[(+to/with)]
They presented him with a bunch of flowers.
他们献给他一束鲜花。
2.引起(问题),造成(困难)[(+to/with)]
All this presented new safety problems.
所有这些都造成了新的安全问题。
3.提出,提交,呈递[(+to)]
Some 300 papers were presented at the conference.
会上提出了大约三百篇论文。
4.呈现;描述;出示[(+to)]
He had to present a smiling face though heavy-hearted.
虽然忧心忡忡,但他还得露出一副笑容。
5.上演;使扮演
6.介绍,引见

词形变化:
名词:presentness
动词过去式:presented
过去分词:presented
现在分词:presenting
第三人称单数:presents

词组：
at present现在，当前，眼下 相对将来（in the future）
I don't need any help at present.眼下我不需要帮助。

【生词扩展】
omelet:名词 n. 1.煎蛋饼,煎蛋卷[C]