Hello, Sophie. Hello, Oleg.
你好吗，苏菲。你好，奥列格
So, do you miss the sex?
念念不忘巫山云雨吗
Oh, you know what? We should go.
我们俩还是赶紧跑吧
No. We are having a conversation here.
别走，我们还在谈事呢
And besides, the sex was not that good.
而且那巫山云雨只如浮云
Oh, it was that good. It wasn't that good.
少来，明明是狂风暴雨。就只如浮云一般好吗
Please, I beg you. Let us go.
求你了，放我们走吧
You can go. I'm kind of into it. Like, it's like a dirty Downton Abbey.
你走吧，我听得津津有味呢。这简直是下流版的《唐顿庄园》

So why are you still standing there, giving me those sad, cow eyes in that brown velure.
你还站在那里干啥呢，穿着那条咖啡色天鹅绒裤，装楚楚可怜啊
Because it's a good look on me.
因为哥穿这个最帅
And because I'm waiting for you to admit that you came here because you miss the sex.
而且我还在等你承认，你来是因为你念念不忘我们的床第之欢
I miss summers in Minsk. I miss smoking in hospitals.
我怀念明斯克的夏天，也怀念在医院里抽烟
But I don't miss the sex.
但我绝不怀念跟你翻云覆雨
Fine, then. What would you like to eat?
不承认拉倒，你想吃点什么
I'll have my usual sausage.
老规矩，来根香肠先
Ok, ding. It's ready.
熟了，在"这儿"，请慢用。