Any cougars in the house?
有熟女顾客在店里吗
And in case you don't know "cougar"
我来普及一下 "熟女"
means older lady with a large sexual appetite.
是指三十如狼 四十如虎的饥渴女性
Lady past prime with tight clothes
年龄走下坡 穿着紧身衣
who wants sex from young men.
渴望得到年轻男性"滋润"的女性
Max what is the one thing worse than karaoke?
麦克斯 你知道什么比卡拉OK更糟糕吗
Oh no. That's right.
不会吧 没错
Open mic night.
畅所欲言夜

Cougar also have face lift.
熟女还会去拉皮除皱
From behind look 22.
后面看像二十二岁
She turn around 72.
正面一看七十二岁
It's true!
是真的
It's funny 'cause it's true.
是真的才这么好笑呢
Bad news.
坏消息
They heightened security because we tripped the alarm.
我们触发报警器后 他们加强了保安
The entire townhouse is locked down.
这栋别墅都被封锁起来了
We can never go back!
我们永远也回不去了
My tub!
我的小缸缸
Why does anything that gives me pleasure wind up behind bars?
为什么所有让我快乐的东西都被关了呢
Forget about the tub.
忘了那个浴缸吧
Everything was inventoried.
家里的每样东西都有被登记过
We can't sell the furs.
那些皮草是卖不掉的
I should've thought of that!
我早该想到了
Yeah you should've.
是啊 你真该早想到
'Cause you know they always inventory the furs, bitch!
富人都会登记皮草的呀 蠢货