Move over, I want to slide in close to you,
坐进去，我想跟你坐靠近
so we can take the picture for our new website.
然后拍张照片放我们网站上
Look, if you want to get all lesbian with me, just go for it.
你想跟我搞拉拉情就直接上
You don't have to pretend it's for the website.
别用网站照片当借口
It is.
我是说真的
And for the record, in 2009, when Katy Perry Kissed a girl and liked it
顺带一提 09年凯蒂·佩里在高歌"我亲了个女孩，我好喜欢"时
I kissed one and didn't.
我也亲了，不过我不喜欢

Ready? One... two... and...
准备好了吗？一，二，拍...
Perfect. Perfect?
完美？完美个屁
This photo does not say "let us do your child's birthday party."
这不是"请让我们承包孩子的生日派对"
It says "we're an AC/DC tribute band, and you can pay us in cocaine."
这是"我们是荒唐的摇滚乐团团员，用可卡因当酬劳就行"
Oleg, will you take a picture of us for our website?
奥列格，能帮我们拍张放网站的照片吗
You realize you just asked a man who only takes pictures of his penis?
你知道你是请一名只会拍自己下体的淫男拍照吗
Yes. But it's always well-lit, and perfectly in focus.
当然知道。可他拍的照片光照适宜，聚焦准确
You won't be disappointed. I take lots of website pictures.
包君满意。我给很多网站拍照过
Yeah, but we're not wearing just bras and chicken masks.
可我们没有只戴鸡面具跟穿胸罩啊
We have time.
有大把时间，会到的
Maybe we should rethink the "coke whore" picture.
要不再考虑下刚才的"毒瘾浪女"照吧