Max. You know what we have to do.
麦克斯。你懂我们该干什么吧
Aw, man. I knew this day would come.
靠，我就知道会有这么一天
All right, what's the least amount I can do to keep my job?
好吧，我最少得"牺牲"多少才能保住饭碗
Just tell me when it's over. And when it starts.
搞完了，记得告诉我。开始前，记得打个招呼
It's time to talk about Caroline's birthday. You have to throw her a party.
我是来跟你讨论卡洛琳的生日。你得给她办个派对啊
I'd rather you just have your tiny way with me.
还不如让你这只"小鸟"办了得了
I don't like birthdays. I don't even know when mine is.
我讨厌生日，我连自己的生日都不知道
My mom narrowed it down to a two-week window in June.
我妈最多也就把范围缩小到六月的某两周

But you are Caroline's BFF. And it is BFF's job to throw friend a party.
可你是卡洛琳的超级死党啊。超级死党就要帮朋友办生日派对
Han, I don't have enough money to throw a party.
阿憨，我不够钱帮她搞派对
I don't even have enough money to throw a baseball.
我甚至连搞个棒球玩的钱都没有
You have money. You be her BFF.
你有钱，你当她的超级死党啊
I already have a BFF-- Jamarcus.
我已经有超级死党了，他叫杰马克斯
And my last birthday, he threw me a sick surprise party.
我上次生日，他帮我办了个超屌的派对
You must think BFF stands for "Barely Freaking Friends",
超级死党可不是死要面子的意思
because there's no way you're down with someone named Jamarcus.
你哪可能跟叫"杰马克斯"这帅气名字的人当上朋友啊
Oh, really? Then why did we exchange ATM pin numbers?
你确定咩？不是死党，怎么会告诉对方银行卡密码啊