So that's three of our delicious homemade cupcakes.
就要三个美味的自制小蛋糕，对吧
Nope, can't. You touched them. Sorry, flu season, no health care.
别给我，你们都摸过了。抱歉，流感季节，我没医保
You realized I replaced that purell with K.Y., right?
知道你的净手液被我换成润滑油了吧
Max, please say you're kidding.
麦克斯，你是开玩笑的对吧
Of course, I'm kidding. I can't afford lube. I just use my tears.
废话，我逗你玩呢。我买不起润滑油，唯有以眼泪润滑

Max, seriously, don't mess with my hand sanitizer.
麦克斯，你可千万别乱搞我的净手液
I've already caught poverty this year and I refuse to catch the flu.
我今年已经被贫穷缠上了，我可不想再染上流感
I just have to keep cleaning my hands and not touch anyone.
我只能勤擦洗手液，避免任何肢体接触
Caroline, I have check from table ten.
卡洛琳，这是十号桌的账单
Okay, just place it right there. That's a big tip...
好，放这儿就行。小费给得真多啊...
You know, in Indonesia, you'd be married now.
在印尼，你们这样就得结婚了