The theme is '90s horse party.
主题是九零年代与马共舞派对
It's exactly the kind of hip event you're dying to be a part of.
这正是你超想参与的潮流盛事
It would happen after closing
派对会在打烊后开始
so it won't affect business.
所以不会影响营业
And all the horse rides will take place out back.
而且骑马都是在室外
So no damage will come to the diner.
所以不会造成餐厅任何损失

But why would I say yes to giving up my diner
但是餐厅也无任何利益 我为什么
for no cash return?
要答应这件事呢
You might get laid.
你可能有机会滚床单哦
Great!
太棒了
The '90s horse party is happening on Thursday.
九零年代与马共舞派对将在周四举办
Fantastic. Any other questions?
太好了 还有别的问题吗
What exactly is possibility
确切来说 我到底有
of percentage of me...
多少可能性可以...
Getting laid?
滚床单吗
All I can say is
我只能说
with the cute '90s themed clothing incentive
有九零年代主题的衣着吸引人群
and the trivia contest
再加上冷知识竞赛
lots of cute hipster girls will be here looking to...
很多可爱的嬉皮妹妹会来这寻求
Get laid!
滚床单
I will go now and start to research
我现在马上去搜索
American trivia facts about the 1990s.
九零年代美国冷知识大全
You realize we're gonna have to give him something...
你知道咱们得让他尝到甜头吧
like flash a little boob something.
比如小露咪咪之类的
I feel like Han's more of an ass man.
憨是爱屁股型的男人吧
Good point... 'cause his head is right there.
有道理 他的身高只够看到那里