Next time someone stands so close to you that they're fogging up your eyeglasses, try one of these evasive maneuvers.
下次再遇到有人站得离你很近，弄得你眼镜上都蒙上水雾了，尝试下面的逃跑技巧S1W@%Sw=ot@9MMh2*。

You Will Need
你需要

Fake sneeze
假装打喷嚏

Rude question
鲁莽的问题

Spittle
唾沫

White lie
善意的谎言

Bluntness
率直

Steps
步骤

STEP 1 Lean into them
1.向对方倾斜

Lean towards them. That's right: get even closer to their face. It sounds counterintuitive, but you'll break through their miniscule personal space wall, forcing them to take a step back.
向对方倾斜lP5|Ku)-&wMj5kk。对，就是这样：离他们的脸更近45yA.X#@^wv4xiLT(Q。这听上去似乎事与愿违，但是你会打破他们的最小防范空间，迫使他们后退一步y1Fs*]-7=frWivbT。

STEP 2 Fake a sneeze
2.假装打喷嚏

Open your mouth and flare your nostrils as though a big ol’ sneeze is about to spray thousands of snot particles all over their face.
张开嘴和鼻孔，假装你马上要打一个打喷嚏，可能会喷得他满脸口水(CdT(IXm!o=P=L。

Step 3 Inquire about their breath
3.询问对方的口气

Ask them if they just ate garlic. Unless they have no sense of shame, they’ll immediately open up the distance between you.
问对方是否吃了蒜|7w#,q[-Gh。除非他们没有羞耻感，否则会马上拉开你们之间的距离ZN!y.Q[dqZW42Er|a。

Tip:They might even be so embarrassed by the implication of bad breath that they’ll leave altogether.
小贴士：他们甚至会对呼出的难闻口气感到尴尬IejPK3O]_Ixaf。

Step 4 Spray them
4.喷口水

While they’re talking, collect some saliva in your mouth so that when it’s your turn to talk, you hit them with a little spittle.
当对方讲话时，要收集口中的唾液以便轮到你讲话时，喷对方点口水Y|LXMB]_gN|。

Step 5 Tell them you're claustrophobic
5.告诉对方你有幽闭症

Ask them to take a step back, explaining that you’re pathologically claustrophobic. In fact, if you don’t get some space, you might vomit.If that doesn’t make them take a step back, nothing will.
要求他后退一步，向对方解释你患有幽闭症8ofhLXv%t|&;。事实上，如果你不能拉开与对方的距离，你可能会呕吐ZGl[VyOS.rkBjdS&0[-。如果这也不能使对方退后，别的办法就更没用6b.#H#cDParvQM。

Actor Judge Reinhold played "Aaron the Close Talker" in a 1994 Seinfeld episode.
演员Judge Reinhold在1994年《宋飞正传》一个情节中扮演了一个说话喜欢离别人很近的人r2).1hkBAyan。
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