Can we be frank? No one cares about your vows except you. Which is exactly why you should feel free to indulge your every wedding whim.
我们要坦白一点，除了自己之外，没人在乎你的誓言uu!|&AS2bj1CsZ。所以，你完全有理由在婚礼誓言上自由发挥AZWT659^=@4329A。

You Will Need
你需要

Self-absorption
聚精会神

Cheesiness
喜庆的氛围

No shame
不怕羞

Steps
步骤

Step 1 Sex them up
1.性感

Make your vows sexy. Say things that make everyone—old and young alike—cringe with embarrassment.
让你的誓言性感起来D[;-wlx@WIhCjLt_nP。让在场的每一位，无论是老人还是年轻人，都感到尴尬而难为情hZWL@2D,7T。

Step 2 Hone your standup act
2.磨练

Treat your vows like a stand-up routine.
多锻炼，让你的婚礼誓言就像起立那样成为习惯DWvOO(%=3C74PsMJnW。

Step 3 Include inside jokes
3.内涵笑话

Include lots of inside jokes. Who cares if no one at the service knows what the hell you’re talking about? This day is about you.
添加许多有内涵的笑话p!7&+,at5eUNXu41h。如果婚礼上没人知道你到底说的是什么，谁又会在意呢？你才是这一天的主角;h75!8_=Cpe5N=_^。

Step 4 Wax poetic
4.吟诗作赋

Set your vows in iambic pentameter. Everyone loves amateur poetry.
把你的誓言写成押韵的诗歌的形式aJ-m.Vjk)45jjkB^dj。每个人都喜欢业余诗歌B#p-%VZ1&IAw[=+^n|K8。

Step 5 Make them gag
5.保持缄默

Make your promises so touchy-feely, lovey-dovey, ooey, gooey, that your loved ones want to gag.
让你的承诺卿卿我我，浓情蜜意，让你爱的人感动得保持沉默4jjz1g5a~y7+j。

Step 6 Break into song
6.高歌一曲

For truly memorable vows, break into song—preferably one you wrote yourself.
如果想要比较难忘的誓言，放声高歌——最好是你自己创作的歌曲PGO1kt_&,ncV&。

Step 7 Make it lengthy
7.长篇大论

Make your vows as long as possible. Hey, you may not have a captive audience like this ever again.
尽量让你的誓言长一点rR]RjkyumyF@N1ygG_s。以后永远不会有如此迷恋你的听众了z4QZG_s[0,+Bi[078v[。

Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston’s wedding vows included a promise to make milkshakes. The marriage lasted four years.
布拉德·皮特和詹妮弗·安妮斯顿的婚礼诗词中提到做奶昔的承诺，他们的婚姻维持了四年3hi%*#(2Z=Uo5w)。