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Oh-- okay.
哦--好了。　　
Wait a minute. Are you here because you miss me.
等等，你到这里是因为你想我。　　
or are you just here because your boss wants to sign me?
还是仅仅因为你的老板要签我？　　
Both?
都有？　　
That’s cool. Guess I missed you too.
很好，因为我也想你。　　
God, I want to lick your skin off!
天哪，我要把你舔掉一层皮！　　
I prefer you didn’t. But I want to.
最好不要，但我想。　　
Don’t.
别。　　
Ow!
哦！　　
Ooh, you’re gonna get it. You’re gonna get it, baby.
噢，你会喜欢的，你会喜欢的，宝贝。　　
I don’t want it.Bad kitty. Meow, meow.
我不想要，坏猫猫，喵喵。　　
Okay. Oh! Listen, what’re you doing.
好了，哦！ 你准备怎么。　　
over the holidays? I’m going to Santa Barbara.
过节？我要去圣巴巴拉。　　
Cause Paris is throwing a Christmas bash in Paris.
因为巴黎要举行一场圣诞狂欢。　　
Okay, Paris isn’t gonna work for.
好了，巴黎可不行。
We can work and play. Mreow.
我们又能玩又能工作，喵。　　
I’m gonna call my assistant and we’re gonna go tonight.
我要打给我的助手，我们今晚就走。　　
Oh my God! I just wrote a new song. You have to hear it!
哦我的天！我刚写了一首新歌，你一定要听！　　
This one’s called "Forgiveness."
这首歌叫“宽恕”。　　
Ahem.
咳。
妙语佳句
1.sign
n. 迹象；符号；记号；手势
vi. 签署；签名
vt. 签署；示意
Sign out before you exit the building.
离开大楼前签名登记离开。
2.lick off
舔掉
Lick it off slowly, then embrace your partner and kiss them deeply letting their tongue slip over yours for a wonderfully sweet kiss.
慢慢舔去，然后拥抱她/他，深深吻她/他，让她/他的舌头滑过自己的舌头——美妙而甜蜜的吻。
3.turn into
变成；进入
This will matter more as users turn into creators of content, from videos to blogs, and ask to be treated with due respect.
这个问题将在用户们转变成内容的创造者—从视频到博客—以及要求得到应得的尊重时变得更加严重。
4.bash
vt. 猛击，痛击；怒殴
n. 猛烈的一击，痛击
That lot wanted to bash big government and restore individual liberty.
那帮人只一心想着要痛击大政府，重塑个人自由。
5.assistant
n. 助手，助理，助教
adj. 辅助的，助理的；有帮助的
The manager is breaking in a new assistant.
经理正在训练一名新助手。
考考你 (请翻译)
1.你到这里是因为你想我。　　　　　　　
2.我要打给我的助手，我们今晚就走。　
上期参考答案
1.which jokester changed the key on me?
2.I’m not gonna let you and Hong Kong Phooey up there.