Something’s Biting Him

什么东西在咬他

Joe went to the doctor. He had red bites all over his body. He had red bites on his face. He had red bites on his chest. He had red bites on his back. He had red bites on his legs. But he didn’t have red bites on his feet or hands. “Why don't you have red bites on your feet? Why don't you have red bites on your hands?” Dr. Brown asked. “I don’t know. I am the patient. You are the doctor. Why do I have red bites all over my body?” asked Joe. Dr. Brown said Joe had fleas. “You have fleas,” Dr. Brown said. “Do you have a dog?” Joe said he didn't have a dog. “Then get a dog,” said Dr. Brown. “Why should I get a dog?” Joe asked. “Because then the fleas will bite the dog instead of you,” said Dr. Brown.

乔去看医生6a_P1(ez5Oj。他的身上满是红叮咬(38yIq&D8%a。脸上也是k(HGPkI&7EWrff#T&(sH。胸前也是qJJal|6g~W&yQ)XH。后背也是XAd9Aj=y=~2cI。腿上也是EG7bqC7i*q&0KvUvyCRd。但脚上和手上没有_FqI.I6TDa。布朗医生问道：“脚上为什么没有？手上为什么没有？”乔问道：“我不知道@hb5~hQ]BDXsd]%me。我是患者HHsGtEGD8wWDz。你是医生|dXJ+z9=Wya。我的全身为什么长满了红叮咬？”布朗医生说乔身上有跳蚤CR70_!bHseEIYPN。布朗说：“你身上有跳蚤ZB^j#ltr,V;0NBq3I!vF。家里养狗吗？”乔说不养狗Z~He#xfnsQ。布朗说：“那养一只狗itVguM9B;l~8t。”乔问：“为什么养狗？”布朗说：“有了狗，跳蚤不会咬你而是咬狗aVe3P;qyhr。”

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