Where's My Package?

我的包裹在哪？

Paul called the 800 number. He told them about his package. His package was missing. "Where is my package?" he asked. They told him it was in the warehouse. They would deliver it tomorrow. The next day the package didn't arrive. He called the 800 number again. They told him it was still in the warehouse. They would deliver it tomorrow. The next day he got a package. It was the wrong package. He called the 800 number. "Where is my package?" he asked. They told him it was lost. They couldn't find it. They said they would look for it. They told him to call back in a week. He asked for a supervisor. He talked to a supervisor. The supervisor said he would make a report. "Will the report find my package?" Paul asked. "No," said the supervisor. "But maybe your next package won't get lost."

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