A: Hi. I can't get going on my computer until I get a broadband hookup.
B: Just plug the Ethernet cable into your computer, and you'll be off and running.
A: That would be okay if I had an Ethernet port. Unfortunately, my laptop uses wireless only.
B: In that case, let me tell you about some alternatives.
A: Anything to get me up and running.
B: For starters, we have a computer lab.
A: Fantastic! What do I have to pay per hour?
B: The lab is completely free. But you do have to pay a dime a page for printing.
A: That's fine. Now tell me about the other alternatives.
B: Just bring your laptop down here to the lobby. We're set up for wireless right here.
A: Great! I like that suggestion, but what if I need to print something there?
B: Unfortunately, you'll have to go to the computer lab for your printing needs.