A: There's a big problem with my room. I'm in 507.
B: Would you tell me the nature of the problem, sir?
A: I have cockroaches crawling in my room.
B: Perhaps you saw a silverfish, sir.
A: I've seen nine more cockroaches than I wanted to see.
B: Sir, you haven't been drinking by any chance, have you?
A: How dare you question my statement!
B: Forgive me. You're 100 percent correct. Allow me to transfer you to my supervisor.