原味人文风情：

The Motherhood
妈妈帮大乱斗

Oh, look! The breast police have arrived.
噢，快看!母乳纠察队来了。
A hundred percent breastfed—straight from the source.
百分之百亲喂母乳——直接从源头送出。
Drug-free pool birth...dolphin-assisted.
在泳池无麻醉生产……海豚有帮忙那种。
Oh...!
噢……!
Well, you push; we cuddle.
嗯，你们用推的；我们用抱的。
Yeah, cuddling is bonding.
没错，抱着才是培养感情。
Helicopter mom, 12 o'clock.
十二点钟方向有直升机老妈。
It must be Mommy's day off.
肯定是妈咪放假去了。
Oh, that's sexist! What?
噢，那是性别歧视!怎样？
No, no, no...
不要、不要这样、不要这样……

Oh...disposable diaper. Well, apparently we don't care about the environment.
噢……抛弃式尿布。嗯，很显然我们不在意环境吼。
Oh, look! It's crunchy granola mom.
噢，你看!乐活潮妈妈呢。
It's getting real.
来真的了。
I wonder what it's like being a part-time mom.
不知道不用当全职妈妈是什么感觉。
Ooh...
喔呜……
Stay-at-home moms.
全职黄脸婆。

Huh...I wonder what they do all day.
哈……不知道她们整天在干嘛。
Mani-pedis.
做指甲吧。
Looks like some moms are too lazy to breastfeed.
看来有些妈妈懒到连母乳都不喂。
Someone came with their nipples blazing.
有些人都喂到红肿破皮了吧。
Oh, yeah? Well, I pump during conference calls.
喔，是吗？这个嘛，我可是边开会边挤母乳。
Hello!
你嘛帮帮忙!
It's not all about the breast.
重点又不是只有胸部。
Uh, yeah, actually...
唉，是，其实……
Yeah, it is.
对啊，重点是胸部。
No, it's not.
不，不是。
No, no.
不不。
No, it's about the breast.
不，就是和胸部有关。
It's about the breast.
重点就是胸部。
You want a piece of this?
你想来一片吗？
Oh! Oh, you want a piece of this?!
噢!喔，你想来一片是吧？!
Well, I'll show you some scream-free parenting!
哼，我来告诉你什么叫轻声细语的教养!
Bring it...
放马过来……
Nipple up, ladies!
挺胸啦女士们!
It's go time...I think.
出发了……我想是吧。
Yeah!
好!
Yeah!
好!
Go!
冲!
Go!
冲!
Let's go!
我们走!
I'll be back!
一会回来!
I'll be back.
我会回来。
Let's do this!!!
来吧!!!
Oh!
噢!
Oh, wait, guys...!
噢，大家等一下……!
Gosh!
老天!
It's fine...it's fine.
没事……没事。
No matter what our beliefs, we are parents first.
不管我们的理念是什么，我们都是为人父母。