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Old Spice.
辣婆婆。　　
It's a great haircut. Oh. Thanks.
头发剪得好啊。谢谢。　　
Tell me you love me. I love you.
说你爱我，我爱你。　　
Tell me something romantic. Like what?
说几句情话吧，例如呢？　　
I don't know. Like...
不知道，例如。　　
how I'm the only girl in the entire universe meant for you.
全宇宙中，你注定只有我一个。　　　
Oh, my God, the dinner!
弊傢伙，烧焦了。　　
By the way, I emptied your closet. We gotta pack for the honeymoon.
我在收拾你的衣物，准备渡蜜月。
God, I hate this building.
唉，憎鬼死这间屋。　　
Shut up!
收声！　　
Don't hit it with the thing.
不要敲。　
Jon! What?
庄，什么事？　　
I'm gonna go yell at the super.
我要捉住管理员来出气。
I don't understand why this is going off.　　　　
我不明白为什么关掉了。
You said last week it would be fine. Hey, Jon.
上星期你说已经修理妥当。　　
This place looks like a disaster area.
十足重灾区。　　
Thanks, Gerald. Gerald, it's in here.
过奖，谢利。　　
I gotta get going. Coming!
谢利，进来，我要进去。

妙语佳句
1.entire
adj. 全部的，整个的；全体的
There are not only his books but books on his books and an entire literature growing up around his legacy.
不仅仅是他写的书，还包括研究他的书，以及围绕他的传统成长起来的全部文献库。
2.universe
n. 宇宙；世界；领域
The supersession of the old by the new is a general, eternal and inviolable law of the universe.
新陈代谢是宇宙间普遍的永远不可抵抗的规律。
3.honeymoon
n. 蜜月；蜜月假期；（新生事物、新建关系等的）短暂的和谐时期
vi. 度蜜月
One bride spent the first week of her honeymoon in Thailand in bed, not with her husband but with flu.
有一位新娘在泰国度蜜月的第一个星期里是在床上度过的，陪伴她的不是丈夫而是感冒。
4.go off
离开；进行；变质；睡去
And if you need to set a timer to go off every hour or so to remind you, do it.
如果你需要在工作中每一个小时内想找出一些时间来休息，那就这样去做吧。
考考你
翻译
1.全宇宙中，你注定只有我一个。　 　
2.我不明白为什么关掉了。
上期答案
1.You work in the biggest newspaper in the world.
2.Unless we search every book store in New York.