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Ooh, I love this stuff.
我钟意呀。
That's $20.Twenty bucks?
每个二十块，二十块？　　
Eve, that's a horrific knockoff.
冒牌冒得似模似样。　　
At least my fake says "Prada." Yours says "Prado."
我的是“PRADA”。　　
Yeah? Well, I say for a dollar,
你的是“PRADO”。　　
I can buy a little Magic Marker and fix that.
买枝涂改笔，改一改就掂。　　
I'll take it. Twenty bucks?
我要一个，二十块？　　
Right back here. Here you go.　　
在这，给你。
Two buckets of balls for the price of one at the Chelsea Piers today.
高球练习：两桶波，一桶价。
So where are we going to now? I don't know.
现在去哪里？不知道。
Lady, lady, you're a golfer? I feel like I feel something.
在这里，我有种微妙的感觉。
Two for the price of one. Right where I'm standing. Hey! Who are you?
你叫什么？两桶波，一桶价。　　
Can you believe that? Two bucket of...Whoa!
平到你笑，不要搞。两桶…哗！
Will you help me up, ma'am? Yeah, yeah, help me up.Oh, my God.
扶我起来好吗？
Are you okay? Is the ball okay?
没跌伤吧？我的球怎样？
Yeah, the back of the head. Is that all right? Oh, my. Goodness gracious.
球没跌坏吧？我没事，谢谢。

妙语佳句
1.knockoff
n. 名牌仿制品，冒牌服装；中止，敲落
Soldiers dig clams and launch missiles, pick apples and build irrigation canals, market mushrooms and supervise the export of knockoff Nintendo games.
士兵负责挖地道，发射导弹，摘苹果和建造灌溉水渠，出售蘑菇和监督仿冒任天堂游戏的出口。
2.magic marker
魔笔；自动记分器
By no means should you actually write the person's name across their forehead with a big magic marker.
但你绝对不能真的就用一只大大的白板笔在他/她的脑门上写下其姓名。
3.golfer
n. 打高尔夫球的人
His knee and head may mend, and he is only 35, which is still young for a golfer.
他的膝盖和脑袋或得以康复，况且他只有35岁，仍是名年轻的高尔夫球员。
4.gracious
adj. 亲切的；高尚的；和蔼的；雅致的
int. 天哪；哎呀
You may have asked your question out of a wish to be gracious, which I find commendable whether you are in a DS or a vanilla relationship.
你提出这个问题是出于一种高尚的愿望，无论这在主仆关系或普通关系中，我认为都是值得称赞的。
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翻译
1.买枝涂改笔，改一改就搞定。　
2.高球练习：两桶球，一桶价。　
上期答案
1.You guys want the tenant on record in 1994?
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