But, as I am apparently your best friend, I cannot congratulate you on your choice of companion.
可是，你若选我作为至交，我就无法恭维你对伴侣的选择了。
Actually, now I can.
不过，现在我能了。
Mary, when I say you deserve this man, it is the highest compliment of which I am capable.
玛丽，当我说你值得这个男人，请相信这是我的最高赞誉。
John, you have endured war and injury and tragic loss，
约翰，你经受过战火，伤痛，丧友，
so sorry again about that last one, so know this, today you sit between the woman you have made your wife and the man you have saved.
最后那项我深表歉意，而今日，你身边坐着你即将厮守的女人和被你拯救的男人。
In short, the two people who love you most in all this world.
总之，也是这世上爱你最深的两个人。
And I know I speak for Mary as well when I say, we will never let you down and we have a lifetime ahead to prove that.
我知道，我能代表自己和玛丽说我们永远不会辜负你，我们将用一生来证明。
If I try and hug him, stop me. Certainly not.
要是我抱他，千万拦住我。才不呢。

Ah, yes. Now onto some funny stories about John.
好了，接下来是约翰的趣闻轶事。
What's wrong? What happened? Why are you all doing that? John?
怎么了，你们这是干什么？约翰？
Oh, Sherlock! Did I do it wrong? No, you didn't. Come here.
哦，夏洛克！我做错什么了吗？没有，过来。
I haven't finished yet.Yeah, I know, I know.
我还没说完呢。嗯，我知道。
So onto some funny stories now... Can you wait till I sit down?
接着说轶事……你能等我坐下再说么？
So, onto some funny stories about John.
好，约翰的趣闻轶事。
If you could all just cheer up a bit, that would be better. On we go.
大家别哭丧着脸，才会比较有效果。说了啊。