Keke Funny Moment

可可轻松一刻

Quick Reaction
快速反应

My battery commander and I were interviewing candidates for a position as reconnaissance sergeant in our artillery unit.
我和连长在面试我们炮兵部队侦察中士一职的候选人。

The selected soldier needed to have keen eyesight, plus the ability to react quickly.
被选的士兵要求有敏锐的观察力及快速的反应力。

During one interview, the commander pointed to a hill about a mile away and asked a young sergeant,
在一次面试时，连长指着一英里外的一座小山问一名年轻的中士：

"Can you see that hill over there?"
“你能看见那座山吗？”

"Yes, sir." he replied.
“是的，长官。”他回答道。

"Can you see the radio antenna on that hill?" Again, the soldier said that he could.
“你能看见那座山上的无线电天线吗？”那士兵又说他能。

"Well, then," the commander went on, "Can you see that bird sitting on the antenna?"
“那么，”连长接着说：“你能看见停在天线上的那只鸟吗？”

The sergeant leaned forward and squinted. "No, sir," he said, "but I can hear it is singing."
那名中士身体前倾，眼睛眯成一条缝。“看不见，长官，”他说，“但我听见它在唱歌。”

He got the job.
他得到了那份工作。

Notes:
1. battery commander连长

2.artillery n. 炮，大炮；炮兵部队；炮术；〈美俚〉防身武器

3.keen eyesight敏锐的视力，敏锐的观察力

4.squint
v. 斜视；斜着眼睛看；倾向
n. 斜视；一瞥
adj. 斜视的；细眯着眼看的
eg.
have [take] a squint (at)
[口]看一下, 瞧一瞧
to squint into the sun
瞇起眼睛看太阳

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