At the Post Office
This was what happened to a Frenchman who lived in England
and didn't know English very well.
One day,he went into a post office with his letter.
He bought a stamp and gave it together with his letter,
to the girl at the counter.
"Oh,no."the girl said,"You must stick the stamp on yourself."
The Frenchman was very surprised.He could not believe his ears.
He said,"I want to post my letter,not myself.
Why must I stick the stamp on myself?"The girl smiled and answered,
"I mean that you must stick the stamp on the envelope and must do it yourself