Very funny 得了吧，呵呵
A: The airline has lost your suitcases!
B: Very funny, now tell me where they really are.
Oh, that's very funny. I know you're in there.
Don’t give me that.
A: I’ll give your money back tomorrow! I promise!
B: Don’t give me that. I have to get my money back now!
Tell me another！
You're actually going to be on time tonight? Oh, sure, tell me another!
Albert: Sorry I'm late. My car broke down half way here!
Sarah: Yeah, likely story! I bet you just slept in.
That’ll be the day！
Paul? Apologize? That'll be the day!