Hard as this may be to believe, it's possible that I'm not boyfriend material.

说出来也没人信，我可能不是当男朋友的料。——《生活大爆炸》

A magic show is an inherently deceitful proposition.

魔术表演本来就充满了坑蒙拐骗。——《生活大爆炸》

Some people who are not geniuses, but have an ability to stimulate it in others.

有些人本身没有天才， 却有激发别人天才的力量。——《神探夏洛克》

You may not be the most luminous of people, but as a conductor of light, you are unbeatable.

也许你本身并不能发光，但是作为光的传导者，你举世无双。——《神探夏洛克》

I don't wanna go out. I don't wanna talk about my feelings,

我不想出门，不想谈心。《绝望主妇》

When parents die, you can go one of two ways—Daddy's little girl or daddy's little nightmare.

母亲去世，你能选的生活方式只有两种——爸爸的乖女儿或爸爸的梦魇。《绝望主妇》