The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚? 结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作。

Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明。

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。