Potato salad has a bad reputation

土豆沙拉名声不好

On account of it often looking, feeling, smelling, sounding and tasting gross.

因为它经常看起来、感觉上、闻起来、听起来和尝起来都很恶心

But we're not making this garbage, we're making this garbage

但我们做的不是这样的垃圾，是这种垃圾FkP_tAy=@!vv31b436~~。

To make this potato salad you'll need every ingredient listed at once.

要做这道土豆沙拉，你需要下面列出的所有配料Ssq1PF4Cc;;xN[。

But first I wanna show you my new cutting board.

但首先我想让你看看我的新砧板4oW^68h89sbbx]]#Jk。

My Uncle Jim made this and gave it to me before he died.

我叔叔吉姆做的，在他死前传给了我K[QOs#Mqgfg。

And I just wanna say, wherever you are, Uncle Jim thank you for the beautiful cutting board.

我只想说，不管你在哪里，吉姆叔叔谢谢你给我这么漂亮的砧板jFU6K@mS[O%23V+&ld;&。

And I'm glad you still haven't died.

很庆幸你还没死NAww3XNi+L。

These are small potatoes but to get real baby potatoes you have to steal them from their parents.

这些都是小土豆，但要得到真正的小土豆，你必须从它们的父母那里偷走它们zlH.4%S-yD|Be)o。

Usually they're in logs since potatoes are a softwood. Uhh look at that.

它们通常是在圆木里，因为土豆是一种软木4lm8)WEmZh),bA。看啊KW;K~!jUgWQS]G。

But you gotta be careful because the parents are usually lurking not too far.

但你要小心，因为土豆父母通常潜伏在不远的地方rKiOS8qct7uj6FUF7wDR。

Woah! There's the dad! Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!

哇，爸爸在那儿，哇哇哇哇哇！

Some olive oil, a bit of salt. Pepper, pepper, pepper.

一些橄榄油，一点盐，胡椒粉，胡椒粉，胡椒粉l[*CMEaE28^。

Give 'em a toss or if you prefer you can wanjangle them.

扔一扔来搅拌，或者如果你喜欢可以让它们发出声音pzjx~w!*~1_mVyt9。

Take a pan with parchment parchment parchment paper.

取一个平底锅，放入羊皮纸1ld[9PDN~;O(#gdjAL1。

Ondo's on four hundo.

放入烤箱，400度烤制s*Nt~[5ejc7jxkaG)Oa。

Chop up a shallot.

切一个葱MZEv=SPvjPiMD&=jW。

And take a bit of olive oil, some balsamic, dijon.

再加一点橄榄油，一些香醋，第戎y=cEfKYq8O。

We're gonna add walnut oil to this so take your walnut and just…Pour some walnut oil in there.

我们要加入一些核桃油，拿起你的核桃倒一下油进去hlG|Z__yIoSdHkRtg[6g。

This is like an essential oil bath for shallots.

这就像给葱做了一个精油浴2t#g-IG2dBjy,。

Now take a couple dill pickles.

现在取一些腌黄瓜e[9NzwlM+Gjm。

And keep them in a special place temporarily.

暂时把它们放在一个合适的容器里as+ztnjJh@7j|HCvF。

Let's wrastle these up a bit.

稍微翻动一下，

Then throw those back in.

再把它们放回去Jw!d^dyy8=SuR#WLi。

Throw in way too many chopped walnuts.

多放一些核桃碎)CP7lWqhj#。

Put the rest of that shallot in here.

把剩下的葱放进去ZBcbjp|wYvDT4(r&。

Your shell's so wrinkly, you're probably old or something.

你的壳皱巴巴的，你可能很老了_6Q!Im(#,f1h,N|A。

Hahaha roasted. We're gonna grab these outta the onion

哈哈哈烤它8T657#zKCDy#p,WvPE。把这些从洋葱里捞出来]tW)IX7Gr4;8bQcgX=Qn。

Take your dirty olive bowl and give them a nice slide down the parchment paper express.

取出你刚才放过橄榄油的脏碗，让土豆通过烤盘纸滑下去0VhzU-%pyYh!B7。

That's the most exciting thing that has ever happened to these potatoes.

这是发生在这些土豆上最令人兴奋的事情ed&Gh%NsBZIeU。

Now this is the most exciting thing to ever happen to these potatoes.

现在是发生在这些土豆上最令人兴奋的事情B0pdqY*lJdTo。

We can wangjangle that a little bit, or you can toss your potato salad

轻轻搅拌一下，或者扔一扔BZB~+ONA^x4e(@。

Let's get these roasted shallots and walnuts in here.

把这些烤青葱和核桃放进去4D_EMhR+|FeGS*%4o。

Pepper pepper pepper. Bit of salt.

胡椒粉，一点盐E6D9T+-8|9|Y^.iY。

Now let's get those dill pickles out of their special place.

现在把腌黄瓜拿过来%=bX_Q_yp~is5!&。

If you don't like dill pickles, you know what you are

如果你不喜欢腌黄瓜，你知道你想要什么l-%e)]a;()#。

Now if you wanna make it extra creamy, take an avocado, smush it. More.

如果你想让它更加柔滑，拿一个牛油果，捣碎它8Hr_DDQw0I%yo3~t%NE。更细腻了Iokxgvv5kf。

You know, now you've got a great potato salad, the only problem is the name of this dish is called potato salad which contains two of the most boring words that have ever been invented

现在你有了美味的土豆沙拉，唯一的问题是这道菜的名字叫土豆沙拉，是两个最无聊单词的结合sXklgX]N&AxlZA30kPN。

So let's try something else like maybe pottatta saladda or potatski soladski or sotato palad or ice cold potato chili or saucy potato chunks that taste great or bowl of soft lumpy potato chips.

所以让我们尝试其他的名字，比如“pottatta saladda”，“potatski soladski”，“sotato palad”，冰土豆，辣椒或酱土豆块，味道很好，或者一碗软块状的土豆片d_KL0=|dgb7J)。

Now let's just make it a little more badass by serving it on a plate with a few knives or on top of a real human skull or teetering on the edge or in a burning ring of fire, the more dangerous the better.

现在让我们把它做得更厉害一些用几把刀装在盘子里，或者放在真正的人类头骨上，或者在边缘上摇摇晃晃，或者放在燃烧的火圈里，越危险越好%74WT[d7c_Ge2。

And if your reputation is at risk from making a salad

如果你担心因为做沙拉，名誉不保，

You could always serve it as a potato kebab-sicle

你可以把它做成土豆串冰棍%P9,HTKQPG%&S[vHhg。

POTATO! SALAD!

土豆！沙拉！

TASTES GOOD WHEN IT HITS MY PALATE

当它进入我的味蕾时味道很好

I LIKE IT BETTER THAN A BOWL OF SCALLOPS 'CAUSE CREATURES FROM THE SEA ARE GROSS TO EAT YEAH!

我喜欢它胜过一碗扇贝，因为海里的生物吃起来很恶心!

SALAD! POTATO!

沙拉！土豆！

TASTES BEST WHEN IT DON'T GOT MAYO

不加梅奥的味道最好

I LIKE IT BEST SERVED ON A TORNADO

我最喜欢在龙卷风里吃

THERE'S A THRILL TO THE DANGER WHEN YOU BITE IT YOU WILL PROBABLY DIE

当你咬到它的时候，会有一种危险的刺激，你可能会死

YOU SUCK AT POTATO SALAD OH MY GOD YOU

你的土豆沙拉做得太烂了，天啊！

YOU SUCK AT POTATO SALAD OH MY GOD YOU

你的土豆沙拉做得太烂了，天啊！