As you know, Valentine's Day is Friday.

大家知道 周五是情人节

I was going to give some advice on what to do on Valentine's Day.

我本来想给大家提一些在情人节应该做什么的建议

But instead, I'm going to-- it's more fun actually to show you what not to do.

但是 我打算 给大家看不该做什么会更有趣一些

Here's how not to go in for a kiss on Valentine's Day.

情人节不该这么亲吻

Everyone remembers their first kiss and their first concussion.

大家都记得自己的初吻和初次脑震荡

A lot of people like to propose on Valentine's Day. Here's how not to do it.

很多人喜欢在情人节求婚 但千万别这么做

Apparently, they haven't learned how oceans work yet.

很明显 他们还不大了解海洋

If your Valentine's Day is going really well, you may end up in the bathtub together, and here's something not to do.

如果你的情人节过得非常愉快 最后你们可能会共浴 但不要这么做

Oh, your hair!

哦 你的头发

That's his old flame, yeah.

那是他的旧情人 嗯